York’s Agony Uncle is here to solve your problems

No more relationship dilemmas

My dad used to say to me “A problem shared is a problem halved” whenever I had an issue on my mind. I think it’s a great saying, and have since then told him all my problems: premature ejaculation, being arrested, causing a terror threat and the inability to make my girlfriend orgasm.

I jest, I can always fulfill the last one.

You can trust this man to help you

But this isn’t about my problems. This is about you. We all have problems, from relationship issues, to housemate dramas. No problem is too big or too small for me to tackle. Sometimes you feel like you have nobody to turn to, nobody to listen and give advice to, but look no further as I am here now. I will help you through and guide you to the light, I am the holy messiah of advice and I am all yours for the taking.

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