York’s Agony Uncle is here to solve your problems
No more relationship dilemmas
My dad used to say to me “A problem shared is a problem halved” whenever I had an issue on my mind. I think it’s a great saying, and have since then told him all my problems: premature ejaculation, being arrested, causing a terror threat and the inability to make my girlfriend orgasm.
I jest, I can always fulfill the last one.
But this isn’t about my problems. This is about you. We all have problems, from relationship issues, to housemate dramas. No problem is too big or too small for me to tackle. Sometimes you feel like you have nobody to turn to, nobody to listen and give advice to, but look no further as I am here now. I will help you through and guide you to the light, I am the holy messiah of advice and I am all yours for the taking.
Charles Johnson took his own life just days after moving into his accommodation
YUSU’s Environment and Ethics Officers’ resigned last week calling the institution ‘hostile’ to progressive change
Ukrainian refugees who fled to England two years ago were also present at the vigil
I can guarantee that by the end of this article you will feel upsettingly perceived
It’s about the experience, not the degree
The perfect excuse for a cinema date
We’ve teamed up with your fave York bar to bring you a chance of winning some goodies
YUSU’s Environment and Ethics officers resigned yesterday
A man in his 30s has been arrested and bailed
Hot chocolate lovers, this one’s for you
The University of York Boat Club spoke of the ‘alarming’ effects of raw sewage in the river
Spoiler alert: there were fire eaters???
Discounts and rugby? Yes please
Anything to distract us from working
I wish every day was Galentine’s Day x
‘Did you make sausages out of my friend, Long Boi the duck?’
A recognition of her “outstanding contribution to society”
A collective murmur of admiration was heard in remembrance of the King of Campus West
A sample taken from the river contained high levels of bacteria, including E. Coli and faecal matter
And no, this is not just a plug for my Strava account
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
‘I don’t need a guy to provide for me’
‘Girl, we can see the timelines’
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Mitch spoke of his ‘regrets’ during his time on the show
This should give anyone in a situationship some hope
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
It was probably Callum’s idea
He ‘found the process really tough’
And there’s no ‘bad blood’ between them
What will Louis Walsh and Ekin-Su talk about!?
I still have some questions
Her viral song Dance You Outta My Head blew up on TikTok
Remember when everyone thought the Queen was reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby??
She’s just been named songwriter of the year
Spoiler alert: None of them went to Edinburgh
We stan a supportive and devoted boyfriend!