“Win or lose we’re on the booze”
Sorry that was my friend lol
The bars aren’t good, the clubs are even worse, and with all those alcopops how have you not got type two diabetes?
‘If it all fails don’t blame me’
I hope they don’t think I love them or something
To be fair it is in Times New Roman – you don’t get more classy than that
‘Nobody eats fruit except vegans and virgins’
Being part of your college committee doesn’t make you cool