We asked you when you last had sex….
Turns out you’re a randy bunch
We went around both Heslington East and West campuses to find out how long it’s been since you got laid, and it turns out that playing the field is working out well – for most of you, anyway.
Unsurprisingly, the lads were a bit more willing to divulge their sexual history to us, especially when in the presence of their mates. How noble. Some of the girls, however, needed just that little more persuasion to spill the beans, but eventually they were convinced.
Only two of those asked turned out to be in relationships, whilst the rest were definitely embracing the single life.
First year, Law
Second year, Economics
First year, Criminology
Second year, History of Art
First year, History
First year, English Language and Linguistics
First year, Biology
First year, Psychology and Education
Second year, Philosophy
First year, English and Related Literature
If there’s anything we can take from this extensive research, it’s that York students have exceptional pulling skills.
Keep up the good work; we’ve got a reputation to uphold.
StylesSoc has had an exciting revamp
Charles Johnson took his own life just days after moving into his accommodation
YUSU’s Environment and Ethics Officers’ resigned last week calling the institution ‘hostile’ to progressive change
Ukrainian refugees who fled to England two years ago were also present at the vigil
I can guarantee that by the end of this article you will feel upsettingly perceived
It’s about the experience, not the degree
The perfect excuse for a cinema date
We’ve teamed up with your fave York bar to bring you a chance of winning some goodies
YUSU’s Environment and Ethics officers resigned yesterday
A man in his 30s has been arrested and bailed
Hot chocolate lovers, this one’s for you
The University of York Boat Club spoke of the ‘alarming’ effects of raw sewage in the river
Spoiler alert: there were fire eaters???
Discounts and rugby? Yes please
Anything to distract us from working
I wish every day was Galentine’s Day x
‘Did you make sausages out of my friend, Long Boi the duck?’
A recognition of her “outstanding contribution to society”
A collective murmur of admiration was heard in remembrance of the King of Campus West
A sample taken from the river contained high levels of bacteria, including E. Coli and faecal matter
Using your kid’s fame is ok… sometimes
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Hate to break it to you baby girl
Could it be a familar face?
She says the culture ‘thrives off drug and alcohol abuse’ and it ‘wrecked her sobriety’
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
I’m sure Ellie’s cousin was looking it up it straight after their wedding
‘Then from the shadows, a figure emerges, cloaked in mystery and malice – The Unknown!’
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
‘I don’t need a guy to provide for me’
‘Girl, we can see the timelines’
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Mitch spoke of his ‘regrets’ during his time on the show
This should give anyone in a situationship some hope
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
It was probably Callum’s idea