
Spotted: Spencer Matthews’ willy
Do you want to see Spenny Matthews naked? Probably not, but here he is!
Made in Chelsea’s Spencer Matthews is known for his womanising ways, so perhaps it was inevitable one fan would take a souvenir photo of the old Etonian.
Sadly for poor Spenny, his bedfellow saw fit to share the saucy snap with a friend – who swiftly uploaded it to Twitter.
The tweet has so far gained 6,875 retweets and 5065 favourites, meaning most of the world has now seen the poshest todger on telly.
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