
What Christmas jumper are you?
Deck the halls with Christmas jumpers
Whether you love them or or hate them, Christmas jumpers this time of year are practically compulsory. But there's just so much choice! Well you better not pout and you better not cry, because we've made the ultimate xmas jumper quiz just for you! I’m ‘The Grinch’, which one are you?

Missing Liverpool student ‘found safe and well by police’
Danny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week

A Liverpool John Moores student has been reported missing
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre

Voting is open! Here are the students running for Liverpool Guild President
The voting period starts today and ends on the 25th of March

Beloved music venue Meraki says it may be facing closure
‘Meraki’s survival is under serious threat’

Time to put your degree to use: Here are the best pub quizzes in Liverpool
All those hours of watching The Chase have led to this moment

Sick of the SJ and Harold Cohen? Here are the top five alternative places to study in Liverpool
Because the same four walls can get old REAL quick

UOL Student-Staff Solidarity demonstration causes cancellation of lectures for today
‘Their working conditions are our learning conditions’

‘Tuition should reflect time lost’: How Liverpool students feel about the strikes
Strikers are taking action over falling pay, the gender and ethnic pay gap, precarious employment practices, and unsafe workloads

‘I watched him play Xbox in his room’: These are Liverpool’s most horrific dating stories
‘Her ex was our waiter, then they got back together afterwards’

The Tab Liverpool is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Come along to our open meeting at the Guild on Wednesday 9th February at 6pm!

Liverpool Sports Societies raise over £25,000 for Movember
Sadly there is now a lack of moustaches around Smithdown

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! Here’s the best things to do in Liverpool this Christmas
With Christmas deadlines approaching, we all need a bit of Christmas cheer

Start your engines! These are the top drag queens for you to see in Liverpool
Because they are what? Sickening

Food banks in Liverpool City Region: Where to find them and who can use them
Nine per cent of students have used food banks during the pandemic’

If you wear any of these outfits on Liverpool’s campus you need to sort yourself out
Please, it’s time to sack off the leavers hoodie

UCU strike dates announced for early December
If the strikers demands are not met there may be more ‘sustained disruption’

Four arrested after explosion at Liverpool Women’s hospital released after questioning
£28,000 has already been raised for the taxi driver

UoL student campaigns for free period products on campus
“I believe that ending period poverty for students needs to become a reality”

Politics students are the worst people to date and here’s why
Your family will be aggressively quizzed on who they voted for

What Sue Gray’s report found *actually* happened at all the No10 lockdown gatherings
One event went on until 3am and someone was sick

Every Drag Race All Stars 7 queen’s verse from Legends, ranked from worst to best
RUB A DUB DUB, GET IN MY TUB!

This is where you recognise the cast of Netflix’s A Perfect Pairing from
Yes, that is the guy from Sex/Life

‘Johnny never pushed me’: Kate Moss testifies in the Depp v Heard trial
The pair dated between 1994 and 1998

A timeline of every time Ricky Gervais was accused of being transphobic
He deadnamed Caitlyn Jenner on stage at the Golden Globes in 2016

These artists are TIRED of making TikToks to promote their music, apparently
Even Ed Sheeran’s moaning about it

A rundown of the entire Liam Payne and Maya Henry breakup saga
Her stuff is still at his house and he just arrived in London with rumoured new girlfriend Aliana Mawla

Sue Gray’s lockdown gatherings report has found ‘failures of leadership in No10’
‘The senior leadership at the centre, both political and official, must bear responsibility for this culture’

This is how to get the ‘shook filter’ that’s been doing the rounds on TikTok
The sad filter is dead to me

Ricky Gervais’ new Netflix stand-up comedy special is out, and it’s transphobic trash
One review says: ‘As is all too frequent these days, the longest riff is reserved for the humiliation of trans people’

Too Hot To Handle’s Cam has finally addressed rumours he cheated on Emily and they split
‘I was working a lot on myself, she was working on herself’

Wait, this might be the poshest student house in the country and it costs over £15k a month
Your silverfish and damp could never

Just a bunch of savage reviews calling Senior Year ‘predictable’ and ‘unimaginative’
It was given 27 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes looool

Lovestruck High is the most cursed dating show ever made… but I can’t look away
Someone expel Lindsay Lohan and put her out of her misery

Plan a fajita night and we’ll tell you what class of degree you’ll get
If it’s not Old El Paso then I don’t want to know

We all need to talk about Jordan from Love Island 2019’s major transformation
Vibes are being served here

Ranking all the songs on Harry’s House, from sad bops to ultimate bangers
I’ve never wanted to dance in a sushi restaurant so bad in my life

An investigation into what is *actually* going on with Florence Pugh and Will Poulter
Florence has clarified they’re just friends, so everyone can calm down now

Here’s the massive ending of Everything Everywhere All at Once fully explained
Will I ever stop crying? No x