Clubbers of the week: It’s week seven in moustache heaven
Why the long face?
Louie ReedWith Halloween coming to an end we’re beginning to see clubbers in Lincoln start to wind down in recovery. Is what I would have said if that were the case. Bonfire night gave a reason for you all to stagger home at 3am and we’re here to publicise it all. Added that Movember is now in full swing, some special moustaches are being seen as well. So with entries from multiple clubs as always, let’s roll on that weekend.
Album of the week
Where’s Bully? (kinda sounds like Wally, maybe)
Runners up
Bottom floor and a gin goblet…
OnlyFriends
Hero/Heroine of the week
Hero for holding his VK like he’s from the west side apparently
Runners up
Bully for pretending to listen to what this fella was saying
Creeper of the week
Maybe a bib for his frothy beverage
Runners up
Double creepers!
Routine examination in the club
Moustache of the week
Strong contender for the magic carpets
Runners up
Pay homage to the glorious slug
WTF of the week
“You’re next!!!!”
Runners up
Better safe than Surrey..
Multiple Blue VK’s for some reason all night! Andale!
Stunner of the week
La dolce vita of all stunners
Runners up
Everyone is stunning
Oh… heya mate
All of my emotions after hitting my mates mango Elf Bar
Photo credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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