Clubbers of the Week
Staff wars: the education system strikes back
Phoebe LibbishWith the impending doom of staff strikes (boo) and innovative skiing month (yay) approaching it looks like Edi students have been doing everything in their power to remember that life isn't shit – it's only nine- grand a year down the ol' plug hole. Here's a look at this weeks' round of fabulous people who DGAF.
Stunner of the Week
This was really tricky cos i swear everyone at rascals is HOT
Runners Up
The name's Bond
Even her friends want to pap her
Creeper of the Week
A classic
Runners Up
You know it's a good night when even the security don't give a fuck anymore
WTF of the Week
Runners Up
Please refer thyselves to: "Since when did middle class hot boys start shaving all their hair off"
Not sure what she meant when she wished for a sugar daddy on her birthday
Who forgot to leave their grandpa at home?
Poor big mac, that tongue is doing damage
Oh hun hope it's insured
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
Who knew people could grow hands out their heads?
Digging for gold?
Wankers of the Week
Both so bad i couldn't decide
Runners up
Schoffel Wankaaa
Hero of the Week
Shout out to the real MVP for rocking up on crutches
Runners Up
Cue Tom Odell "Real Love"
Heroine of the Week
Just for the pants
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Unhappy Clubber of the Week
No really, I dont know her
Runners Up
She's deffo calling you up on your bullshit after this
When the DJ declines your requests
Album Cover of the Week
Fittest girl band i've ever seen in Edi
Runners up
Political Campaigns of the Week
Lord Kitchener is that you bro?
Best of the Rest
This is like some mid 00's TV promotional shot
Boi bai
This is how Italians eat their Maccy D's
This is what happens when people don't enforce dress codes
Ben Glasgow – Hector's House, Milk Tuesdays,
Martin Vesselinov – Silk Thursdays, Frat
Davild Wilkinson// EMPIRICAL- Rascals, Creme Soda, Lost Fridays
Neil Stewart – Flare
Applications to join The Edinburgh Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Innes MacNeilApplications close on Friday 3rd May
Having it all – students in Edinburgh talk balancing studies with social media side hustles
Georgia HamiltonLet’s be real, we’ve all fantasised about it at one point
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Seventh Heaven in Week 11
Jamie CalderTime to pre before the sun even sets
New strain of chlamydia originating in Pollock found amongst Edinburgh University students
Mila GreshamThe highly infectious strain has been nicknamed ‘the Pollock Clap’ by doctors
Scottish student feared dead after falling overboard from a North Sea cruise ship
Liam Jones was on a seven-day cruise with family for his mum’s birthday
To club or not to club in Edinburgh: Maybe it’s time to put those days behind us
Millicent AngelShould Cowgate have been included on the Edi 2024 Outs list?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Singing ‘I’m just Ken’ in Week 10
Can this semester end already x
We spoke to the Edinburgh University student behind the EmpowerHer exhibition
The event will run from Friday to Sunday and feature the work of 15 ECA students
Your ultimate guide to the best lunch spots for students on campus at Edinburgh University
Beatrice RaffaMeal prepping? Who has time for that?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Don’t worry I feel fine in Week Nine
Drink to forget that there’s only two weeks left of the semester x
We spoke to Edinburgh Uni’s Irish Society ahead of St Paddy’s Day
Kitty MesserYou heard it here first: Three Sisters is the place to be this year x
I made my own vegan pizza in the Wanderers Kneaded van and it was delicious
A huge pro: Warming up by the fire
Khushi Parekh
Eight things that consistently humble me as an Edinburgh University student
Tamsin DunlopA little humbling can be healthy – right?
Here’s how to celebrate International Women’s Day in Edinburgh this year
Mia SiitonenFor the brave, there’s a sunrise swim
Edinburgh uni professor paid damages by Tory Minister over false claims of supporting Hamas
Lauren McDougall‘Michelle Donelan made a cheap political point at my expense and caused serious damage to my reputation’
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
A study in style: Mastering midterm fashion trends in George Square
Roni SharpFrom maxi skirts to fur coats – it’s mid-terms baby!
Pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Uni have occupied the Gordon Aikman lecture theatre
‘We refuse to see millions generated from our own tuition fees invested in Israeli arms’
Zendaya to Lana Del Rey: The very best dressed on the Met Gala 2024 red carpet
Phoebe KowhaiIris Law is the it girl of the moment
Lawyer thinks real-life Martha DOES actually have grounds to sue Netflix over Baby Reindeer
Emily SmithThe woman announced she was planning to sue last week
Baby Reindeer: A forensic psychiatrist explains why Donny was such ‘easy pray’ for Martha
‘Donny seems to be unusually self-absorbed’
Love Island 2023’s Molly and Zach confirm they’re back together in cute statement
Hayley SoenThey’re off travelling together for two months!
All the MAFS Australia 2024 couples who have cutely confessed their love for each other
Ellie RingLooks like the experiment has been a success!
All the Selling The OC cast who’ve left The Oppenheim Group and their dramatic reasons why
The company culture gets blamed a LOT
MeeMaw actress slams ‘stupid business move’ in decision to end Young Sheldon series
And says the cast felt ‘ambushed’ and ‘shocked’ by the news
From Thandiwe Newton to Billie Piper: Meet the iconic new cast for Wednesday series two
Harrison BrocklehurstJoanna Lumley… I’m shaking
The shocking real reason why Alexandra Jarvis decided to leave The ‘toxic’ Oppenheim Group
I need to know all the tea
A Redditor has decoded the text Tyler sent Sean on Selling The OC and it exposes some lies
This literally changes everything
A rundown of the most random celebs who managed to get invited to the Met Gala
Hopefully Lea Michele was able to read her invite
All the MAFS Australia 2024 cast members who refuse to follow each other on Instagram
Things are heating up!
Yikes, Love Is Blind’s Jeramey and Sarah-Ann have already split up?!
They announced they were together at the season six reunion
MAFS Australia groom Collins has answered the questions we’ve all been wondering about him
And denied once again that he’s an actor
MAFS Australia’s Tahnee and Ollie just threw more savage digs on socials after the split
‘It’s not my fault the situation makes you look bad’
Jack and Tori reveal the real savage reason they stormed out the MAFS Australia reunion
They’re still not happy!
Alex Hall ‘doesn’t speak’ to Tyler as shocking ‘revelations’ emerged after Selling The OC
There’s some beef between the two
Expert criminologist reveals eerie reason why the real Baby Reindeer stalker outed herself
‘A part of her still wants to be attached to him’
SA charity says male referrals have increased by 53 per cent directly due to Baby Reindeer
The show has made a huge impact
Real Martha from Baby Reindeer reveals true identity and claims she ‘didn’t do jail time’
‘None of this happened, it’s a load of rubbish’