Clubbers of the Week

Staff wars: the education system strikes back

With the impending doom of staff strikes (boo) and innovative skiing month (yay) approaching it looks like Edi students have been doing everything in their power to remember that life isn't shit – it's only nine- grand a year down the ol' plug hole. Here's a look at this weeks' round of fabulous people who DGAF.

Stunner of the Week

This was really tricky cos i swear everyone at rascals is HOT

Runners Up

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The name's Bond

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Even her friends want to pap her

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Creeper of the Week

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A classic

Runners Up

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You know it's a good night when even the security don't give a fuck anymore

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WTF of the Week

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Runners Up

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Please refer thyselves to: "Since when did middle class hot boys start shaving all their hair off"

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Not sure what she meant when she wished for a sugar daddy on her birthday

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Who forgot to leave their grandpa at home?

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Poor big mac, that tongue is doing damage

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Oh hun hope it's insured

Mutant of the Week

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Runners Up

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Who knew people could grow hands out their heads?

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Digging for gold?

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Wankers of the Week

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Both so bad i couldn't decide

Runners up

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Schoffel Wankaaa

Hero of the Week

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Shout out to the real MVP for rocking up on crutches

Runners Up

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Cue Tom Odell "Real Love"

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Heroine of the Week

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Just for the pants

Runners Up

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Unhappy Clubber of the Week

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No really, I dont know her

Runners Up

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She's deffo calling you up on your bullshit after this

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When the DJ declines your requests

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Album Cover of the Week

Fittest girl band i've ever seen in Edi

Runners up

Political Campaigns of the Week

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Lord Kitchener is that you bro?

Best of the Rest

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This is like some mid 00's TV promotional shot

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Boi bai

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This is how Italians eat their Maccy D's

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This is what happens when people don't enforce dress codes

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Ben Glasgow – Hector's House, Milk Tuesdays,

Martin Vesselinov – Silk Thursdays, Frat

Davild Wilkinson// EMPIRICAL- Rascals, Creme Soda, Lost Fridays

Neil Stewart – Flare

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