Edinburgh’s Clubbers of the week

It’s getting dark at 4 pm, but you all stay lit


I know you all still have deadlines.

But who needs a first when you’ve made Clubbers of the Week?

I’ll always be proud of you, no matter what happens.

Shall we?

Stunner of the Week

Goddess among mortals

Runners Up

I love this Pantene commercial

I wish I looked this composed while waiting for my drink

Excellent profile.

Creeper of the Week

aaaaaaaaAAAAYYYYYYYY

Runners Up

ME SLIDING INTO UR DMS OOOOOOHHHHH

Modern day version of the Cerberus

Omg I love that film Insidious

Lmao good one mate

Wankers of the Week

MANS NOT HOT

That’s probably at least twenty quid’s worth of champagne that he’s spilled

Well, Johnty, one of us is going to have to change

The Goose goes skrrrra

Ok stop pointing at me?

Didn’t anyone tell you pointing was rude like

Balance your shakas

I have had it with the pointing

Mutant of the Week

Cerberus after a few drinks

Runners Up

Stuck in the middle with you

Frosted tips are back in bitch, get into it

WHO IS HE?

Heroine of the Week

EDINBURGH IN LATE NOVEMBER X JEAN SHORTS. WOULD YOU COP?

Runners Up

I can’t wait to graduate university so I’ll never have to see a VK again

Red hotttttttt

Clout goggles. Cool.

Cheeky plug

“Oh ho ho just wait until he sees this”

I love love love those earrings

Me and my best friend at brunch

Hero of the Week

Rekordelig boiz 2k17

Runners Up

Wait until this Kendrick song finishes, then I’ll go outside and smoke my straights.

More life. More Thursday morning hangovers.

STOP. POINTING.

Gotta hydrate after my workout yano

WTFs of the Week

Back pain!? In the club!

WTF HOW DO YOUR BOOBS STAY LIKE THAT?

Back in the old country we had to fetch our tequila out of the well

“Mate could you move out of my way please?”

What the duck of the week

I always say I look like trash but I never actually like

“You can’t eat avocados for every meal!” Just watch me bitch

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

When you realised you’ve been freaking mugged by buying one of those test tube shots, suckaaaa

Runners Up

Bitch get out of the way this is my photo opp

MONEY. POWER. RESPECT

“I’m having a good time. I’m having a good time. I’m having a good time.”

If I hear New Rules one more time am gonna fuckin lose it

Third Wheel of the week 

Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom?

‘Hey, can I join?’

‘Thanks guys’

Runners Up

Clubbing in PJs is so last term, get with it please.

Best of the Rest 

When any Bassnectar song comes on

Sorry got carried away with my avocado thoughts

Me showing my mates memes on the d floor

This looks like a graduation photo shoot

Mr. Swipe Right

“Mate why is that guy pointing a camera at us?” “Dunno, just go with it.”

Photography credits:

Ben Glasgow – Hector’s House

David Wilkinson// Empirical – Creme Soda, Lost, Rascals, Milk, Fiktion

James Gourlay – JuJu