It’s getting dark at 4 pm, but you all stay lit
I know you all still have deadlines.
But who needs a first when you’ve made Clubbers of the Week?
I’ll always be proud of you, no matter what happens.
Stunner of the Week
Goddess among mortals
I love this Pantene commercial
I wish I looked this composed while waiting for my drink
Creeper of the Week
ME SLIDING INTO UR DMS OOOOOOHHHHH
Modern day version of the Cerberus
Omg I love that film Insidious
Lmao good one mate
Wankers of the Week
MANS NOT HOT
That’s probably at least twenty quid’s worth of champagne that he’s spilled
Well, Johnty, one of us is going to have to change
The Goose goes skrrrra
Ok stop pointing at me?
Didn’t anyone tell you pointing was rude like
Balance your shakas
I have had it with the pointing
Mutant of the Week
Cerberus after a few drinks
Stuck in the middle with you
Frosted tips are back in bitch, get into it
WHO IS HE?
Heroine of the Week
EDINBURGH IN LATE NOVEMBER X JEAN SHORTS. WOULD YOU COP?
I can’t wait to graduate university so I’ll never have to see a VK again
Clout goggles. Cool.
“Oh ho ho just wait until he sees this”
I love love love those earrings
Me and my best friend at brunch
Hero of the Week
Rekordelig boiz 2k17
Wait until this Kendrick song finishes, then I’ll go outside and smoke my straights.
More life. More Thursday morning hangovers.
Gotta hydrate after my workout yano
WTFs of the Week
Back pain!? In the club!
WTF HOW DO YOUR BOOBS STAY LIKE THAT?
Back in the old country we had to fetch our tequila out of the well
“Mate could you move out of my way please?”
What the duck of the week
I always say I look like trash but I never actually like
“You can’t eat avocados for every meal!” Just watch me bitch
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
When you realised you’ve been freaking mugged by buying one of those test tube shots, suckaaaa
Bitch get out of the way this is my photo opp
MONEY. POWER. RESPECT
“I’m having a good time. I’m having a good time. I’m having a good time.”
If I hear New Rules one more time am gonna fuckin lose it
Third Wheel of the week
Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom?
‘Hey, can I join?’
Clubbing in PJs is so last term, get with it please.
Best of the Rest
When any Bassnectar song comes on
Sorry got carried away with my avocado thoughts
Me showing my mates memes on the d floor
This looks like a graduation photo shoot
Mr. Swipe Right
“Mate why is that guy pointing a camera at us?” “Dunno, just go with it.”
Ben Glasgow – Hector’s House
David Wilkinson// Empirical – Creme Soda, Lost, Rascals, Milk, Fiktion
James Gourlay – JuJu