CHARLIE PALMER is sick to death of being mocked for his love of Football.
Following her Hitchcockian shower horror last week, ELLY BOOTH is back with an oddly rousing call to arms for January…
Innocent flower ELLIE SLEE continues her desperate attempts to get laid.
The third column was in a little late, but at least he’s got a good excuse…This week a chaotic ALEX JACKMAN talks about disorganisation.
Are you worrying enough? In her second column, RACHEL TOOKEY offers us her advice on how worrying should be done.
TIM O’BRIEN decides the beard’s bad rep must come to an end, and that it’s time to give facial fluff the respect it deserves.
In his second column, ALEX JACKMAN wants to talk to you about something close to his heart. We’d give your more info if we were only sure it wouldn’t stop you from reading it.
In her second column, OCTAVIA gives her views on the baffling world of dating.
CLAUDIA studied Social Anthropology in her first year and failed the paper. This week she offers up her ethnography of tribal culture in Cambridge clubs.
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Tim O'Brien
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