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Clare closes its doors to public after tourists caught entering students’ ROOMS

In the latest episode of Gown vs Tourist

Halloween: How to dress up the right (scary) way

Guys, it’s a myth that you’re meant to dress like a slut.

Freshers’ week is over, try to not panic

Molly talks you through how not to lose your cool when reality starts to set in

News Roundup Week 2: Sun, Sex, and Suspicious Papparazos

ARMIN SOLIMANI rounds up a debauched week of warm days and warmer sheep

Jesus horse MOUNTED for Shakespeare performance

English finalist Will Dalrymple marked Shakespeare’s Deathday by reciting a speech atop the famous sculpture. 

Lights Out! Churchill power-cut plunges college into darkness

Power, politics, and a barbecue in the car park.

Porters evict Zero Carbon campaigners from King’s and Clare bridges

They threatened to call the police and called backup from Magdalene.

Dome is home

Don’t diss Medwards.

Whose University: The last word

Enough already

110 minutes with WU?

Two of our writers infiltrated the inaugural ‘Whose University?’ meeting. They emerged as shells of their former selves

Porters suffer freak injuries from dangerous doors at Newnham

In a spate of freak accidents, the door to Newnham’s Plodge is causing injuries and all-round chaos.

How to keep a tortoise in college

And not get lynched by an army of angry porters.

Good Heavens! Jesus Porters Spy on One Night Stands

Ooh porter! College authorities at Jesus are busting students who don’t sign in their hook-ups

Out, Tout! Private College Tours Causing Chaos

Forget punting: touts are now offering sneak peeks of college life

Cambridge Mergers We’d Like To See

ADRIAN GRAY tells us the things he would most like to put together…

Porters on Tour

ADRIAN GRAY and CHRIS CHEYNEY catch up with the porters’ summer exploits…

Guide To: Cambridge After Hours

SOPHIA VAHDATI presents The Tab’s definitive guide to getting through the early hours in Cambridge.

A Guide To: Fooling Porters

CLAUDIA LEONG gives her top tips for evading the ever-watchful eyes of college porters…

Tourists In Cambridge

Tourists have annoyed Cambridge students for years. CLAUDIA LEONG sees if she can have the last laugh…

UPDATE: Hole Lot of Trouble at John’s

Continued pigeon hole thefts at John’s have led to accusations of student stealing.