The Ruddy Bloody Beetroots!
The Bloody Beetroots are actually insane. They play 3 hours sets wearing evil spiderman masks. They have SO much energy, its like god tried to fit eleven DJs in two […]
The Bloody Beetroots are actually insane. They play 3 hours sets wearing evil spiderman masks. They have SO much energy, its like god tried to fit eleven DJs in two bodies and then decided to put masks on them to disguise that awkward ’11th DJ’ problem. Do you split it 50/50? 70/30? One body gets all the eyes and limbs and hair (i.e. becomes a proper spiderman), the other just gets a torso and some lips? I reckon I’d last about three minutes if I tried to be them. They are literally superhuman. As is their music. Listening to their set again makes me want to burn down Cindies and go to Europe where they do dance music properly. Anyone keen?
Here’s a wee mixie that they did last year. Perfect for making a shit room party not shit..
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