Unquestionably chic, it’s the Clubbers of the Week!
Week 8, Jäger bombs mate?
Daisy IngramWhether you handed in your essay or not, Lola Lo was stormed last week by some crazy cool clubbers (plus the Hiatt Baker football team).
But, if you want to see only the most questionable dance moves and creepiest facial expressions, look no further than this exclusive list of The Clubbers of the Week.
Hope you made the cut!
Clubber getting the most D
Who wouldn't want to be part of that sandwich?
Clubber with the most chins
With a suitably strange shirt
And a great cum face
Girl with the best smelling hair
All desperate to get a sniff
Clubbers with the biggest crush on the photographer
"Foursome babe?"
Biggest VK legend
The guy in the front is so proud
Best magician
Doesn't get classier than floating champagne
Biggest thug at Lola's
If he's not a member of the peaky blinders then I don't know who is
Best slut drop
'Shawty got low, low, low, low'
Best movember attempt
Or best Narcos tash?
Best joint zombie impression
Halloween is long gone
But couple goals or what?
Best hair day
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink"
Got to be sisters
Clubber with the worst hay-fever
Or maybe Lolas just makes him emotional?
Most terrified of nipple pinches
Featuring number 3 who doesn't know how to dress himself
Worst roll
Really hope he's not going to try and light that…
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