Take this quiz and we’ll tell you where you should live in London after uni

Please not Clapham

For all the moaning about expensive rent, expensive pints, expensive coffees and expensive nights out, it’s probably time to face facts and realise you’re going to be moving to London after uni.

Remote working might delay it a bit, but it’s inevitable. That said, you still have to choose the precise area where you’re going to make half your salary evaporate in exchange for room in a house share.

Proper guides to this are confusing, with internet randomers trying to label obscure boroughs as “trendy” and “up-and-coming”, and different friends pulling you in different directions. In reality, it’s quite an easy choice. Where you should really live in London as a grad is a function of your general vibe as a person. Simply take this quiz and find out.

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