Here are 35 of the best quaranmemes to come out of lockdown week two

Once again I am looking at memes just to feel something

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The only respite in these trying times is Twitter dot com. Just like how people a hundred years ago in the 1920’s Spanish Influenza probably read books and made Spanish Omelettes (I don’t know I wasn’t there) to pass the time – we use quaranmemes. Say what you like about lockdown, but the Twitter pickings are fine this week, and we been eating good.

For a little bit of distraction, as a treat, here are 35 of the absolute best. When you’re reading them and laughing you may even feel the reality of being trapped in your house-cage slip away a little, and brief fleeting glimpses of serotonin returning. I cannot promise that these prescribed memes will cure your quarantine depression, but we can at least try.

1. Remember when we thought 2016 was bad

who want a ride back to 2016? we leaving in the morning lmk

— SQØØF. (@xsqoof) April 2, 2020

2. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello going for their quarantine walk is a negative vibe check

me and my girls in gym class when we were supposed to be running a mile pic.twitter.com/05vVLQQRFz

— original visual (@poppysdaddi) March 31, 2020

3. Ye Olde Coronavirus

Children born 9 months from now should be referred to as “children of the quarn”

— Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 (@kourtney152253) March 31, 2020

Also why does this sound like some shit from Game of Thrones or one of the Divergent movies. Put it back.

4. This is definitely not an essential item

there was one egg carton left in the grocery store. they’re fuckin full of confetti pic.twitter.com/CiJxx0eGPl

— theh0tfather (@theb0tfather) April 1, 2020

5. I’m so tired. You have no idea how tired I am

pic.twitter.com/Xf5368Ak3G

— 🇻🇨🇯🇲 (@KayTheDisciple) March 31, 2020

6. Sum up moving back in with your family during lockdown (8 marks)

it’s 8:13 am. mom is downstairs throwing dishes at the wall and vacuuming at the same time. it smells like onions have been fried. dad is yelling at cnn. little brother is shaving his head on the stairs. you look at the time 30 mins later, it’s 8:12 am. this is quarantine.

— asiya (@ossiyuh) March 31, 2020

7. Can’t wait to attend Goofy’s virtual funeral

no april fools jokes for us as we are in the middle of a pandemic. having said that, goofy has died.

— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) April 1, 2020

8. This is the only trend challenge I can get behind

Don't usually play these games but im bored, Just fill in the blanks and let me know a bit more about you:

Bank acc number:
Sort code:
Card number:
Name on card:
Expiry date:
CVC:

— Ceri Booth 🕷🏳️‍🌈❤️😁🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@ceribooth) April 1, 2020

Forward this tweet or you will die in seven days.

9. Feel like pure shit just want pints back

do you think the pub is thinking about us

— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) March 31, 2020

10. I love these repeatable formats. My name is Greg Peppers

your covid-19 name is Greg Peppers. Comment below what your Covid-19 name is

— Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) March 31, 2020

11. No one says it like Stephen from Gogglebox says it

pic.twitter.com/oxbxBdW7ij

— Alice Tew (@BuckinghamAlice) March 30, 2020

12. First drink out of quarantine has gotta be a good one

What's everyone's first drink in the pub gonna be after this, surely people aren't gonna be stuck in for 3 months to go order a Carling

— . (@Mnyc__) March 30, 2020

13. Shopping in this day and age be like making supermarket runs in a zombie film

Turning corners at the supermarket like I’m at a haunted house

— Jeff Kasanoff (@JeffKasanoff) March 30, 2020

14. I am, and I cannot stress this enough, sad

tested positive for wanting to be held

— bad boy (@badboychadhoy) March 30, 2020

15. Quarantine is all about togetherness. Except some people really just suck

just posted this through my neighbours door. she's only 50 but she's been a total bitch for the last 5 years x pic.twitter.com/BOnnLCKFRM

— jacques (@flamencolambada) March 30, 2020

16. Lockdown can have a little Animal Crossing, as a treat

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs in front of the Animal Crossing Town Square pic.twitter.com/mGSAY478sO

— viking (@notviking) March 28, 2020

17. Lockdown for humans is Christmas for pets, prove me wrong

Guys in six months all these dogs are going to have THE worst separation anxiety

— Grant Ginder (@GrantGinder) March 28, 2020

18. It’s the little things, you know

Great bit of new patter is asking someone what they’re up to tomorrow

— Sean Bernard (@seanbgoneill) March 29, 2020

19. Personality = attacked

In retrospect, I should’ve developed more hobbies beyond “going out to eat”

— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) March 28, 2020

20. Horniness levels reaching maximum capacity. Overload incoming

Just set my vibrator to “kill”

— Sudi Green (@Sudi_Green) March 29, 2020

21. Thank you Rishi, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you

UK Chancellor Rishi Sunak promises 5 million self-employed to receive Dinner with Jay-Z to support them during coronavirus pandemic pic.twitter.com/xWH8dymNl9

— Sath (@sathyajames) March 29, 2020

22. Everyone, play nice

isolation day 16: me laying down the law to the voices in my head pic.twitter.com/w5uV9FQRZZ

— joe (@jxeker) March 29, 2020

23. How many people will leave this lockdown with separation anxiety from Adrienne

i love my close personal friend adriene from yoga with adriene

— madeleine holden (@madeleinecholia) March 28, 2020

24. I got shit to do, get off my back

stop asking me “wyd” bitch i’m in this house bored asf fighting demons

— juju (@jujubangzz_) March 27, 2020

25. Making little changes to keep yourself sane

Next week I think I’m going to sleep on the left side of my bed instead of the right just to switch things up a bit

— Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) March 28, 2020

26. Oh to be a woman having loud sex and coming really hard

Isolation update: everyone has their windows open and someone in the building next to mine was having sex and she came super loud and then a bunch of people cheered lmao

— Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress (@vornietom) March 28, 2020

27. It was a big one

So pissed last night I can’t remember getting home from the living room

— Rachel Smethers (@RachelSmethers) March 28, 2020

28. Reali-tea

Seems like everyone’s either horny or bald

— EH (@erica_hukin) March 26, 2020

29. Do you think a depressed person could write these captions?

Everyone this week pic.twitter.com/12VbyomIP2

— Hales (@haleiga) March 28, 2020

Don’t @ me.

30. Gwarn Hennerz!

Your uni tory society as Henry downs his pint pic.twitter.com/Yjd4O7D4XB

— Calgie (@christiancalgie) March 26, 2020

31. Even the despisers of PE and organised sports would be very down for a rounders game right now

the idea of having a massive game of rounders in the summer has never seemed more appealing

— aidan (@_aidanflynn) March 24, 2020

32. He just wants to be friends

My dog following me around the house during quarantine: pic.twitter.com/5troj3HyqV

— AK🦁 (@ajakobian) March 24, 2020

33. Sorry to any wedded folk out here reading this meme round up

i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married

— kat (@ratmobbs) March 31, 2020

34. And I miss them all so much

Turns out my top 3 hobbies are:

1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops
2. Going to nonessential businesses
3. Touching my face

— Gigi Engle (@GigiEngle) March 31, 2020