Don’t tell Boris you read these 29 lockdown memes on your second jog of the day

Don’t want you getting arrested!!

4 years ago

Last night, in what was the most viewed TV moment of the 2010s, Boris Johnson in so many words announced the UK is going into lockdown to prevent the spread of coronavirus. We might only be allowed out to exercise once a day and to the shops to get essentials, but we can laugh at memes all we want – so the following lockdown memes can be enjoyed as much as you desire.

Twitter responded to the announcement the only way it knows how – lockdown memes came in thick and fast, and despite there being nationwide panic and fear, we can always rely on the internet to help us come together and still share a laugh.

Here are the best lockdown memes we have to offer, enjoy them and laugh, you deserve it.

1. Nothing to see here x

Me waving at my local policeman before I put a wig on and go out for my second run of the day pic.twitter.com/cjLd4avtpK

— jack rem x (@jackremmington) March 23, 2020

2. TAKE DOWN

When Boris spots me on my second run of the day #UKlockdown https://t.co/6zFNtpFdD3

— Matt Rice (@MattJamesRice) March 24, 2020

3. Listen here, Sandra is at it again and I’m not having it

Me getting right on the blower to Boris when i see Sandra from two doors down go on her second run of the day. pic.twitter.com/7iivUxwARP

— Stu-a-saurus Rex 🦖 © (@AWorkOfStuART) March 24, 2020

4. WHY?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?

When police catch you on your second jog of the day pic.twitter.com/FXRDHQRLM0

— TINO (@_9tino) March 23, 2020

5. I’m exercising I promise !!!

When I’m outside and I see the feds coming around the corner pic.twitter.com/E6fxK78LEm

— ຸ (@HamzaAzizz) March 23, 2020

6. The sofa is staring at me. I’m sure of it

[day 8 of quarantine]

*look at chair*

you are JEALOUS of me. you always have been

— annabel meschke (@annabel_meschke) March 22, 2020

7. This is the world now

imagine walking to Lidl to get beans and getting tasered

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 23, 2020

8. I’m sorry but they are an essential

#UKLockdown
police: we know you left your house twice today to buy Jaffa cakes and chocolate digestives

Me: pic.twitter.com/mX3xbGkq9h

— Robyn 🌼🌙 (@snflowrr) March 23, 2020

9. Hehe what am I like x

10. Omg they’re coming for me SHIT

When you come back home after your *2nd* exercise of the day and suddenly hear sirens outside: #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/GjYriwme9H

— Sid (@sid_gowri1) March 23, 2020

11. I’m in a situation here yikes

Me trying to go out for my 10th exercise of the day during the UK lockdown pic.twitter.com/CYhnNKJVdu

— Peggy Carters man (@11_calv) March 23, 2020

12. I am a man

Me walking into Tesco for the 2nd time in a day during lockdown #UKLockdown pic.twitter.com/w9HjNu3tBO

— Ben (@benspoo32) March 23, 2020

13. They can’t stop us all !!!

Me going out on my second jog of the day pic.twitter.com/MPdD5boWMd

— Jay Cartwright (@J_CartwrightN0T) March 23, 2020

14. Beautiful

The river Thames 3 days after lockdown: pic.twitter.com/7HpVA72qtm

— Ramz (@20RamZ) March 23, 2020

15. I’ve done it again

me getting locked up for going to the shops for a non- essential bag of crisps pic.twitter.com/xvEAUaA5a3

— ღ (@zaizxn) March 23, 2020

16. Come on now, calm down

For now,
Stop going Wild in the aisles.
Just go Mild in the aisles.
Thanks x pic.twitter.com/vzzNkRQyk2

— Rylan Clark-Neal (@Rylan) March 23, 2020

17. Obviously ?!?!?!?!?!

Me when the police ask if this is my first walk of the day pic.twitter.com/EF2vVyibfp

— Adam Travers (@A_Travers211) March 23, 2020

18. STAY ! AT ! HOME !

boris said fine, you can sit on the naughty step for 3 weeks you little shits

— molls ☀️ (@juustmolls) March 23, 2020

19. Yep, you’re nicked

When you get caught out on your second run https://t.co/NEAzhGSDC5

— RS MCCOLL (@Shirtez94) March 23, 2020

20. Lots of traffic today might be late x

Me getting up at 8:59am for the big commute to work to the spare room and the 9am start pic.twitter.com/A53ewhjloA

— Ryan (@ryan3levis) March 23, 2020

21. Hello yes Mr Smdnkvkavnka

When they ask for my details on that second jog pic.twitter.com/0pmWtOwr6l

— Daniel Caxton 🇳🇬 (@_Danyehh) March 23, 2020

22. No

Insecure boys to their girls 😂 pic.twitter.com/UUErXzckfQ

— Chunkz (@Chunkz_EN) March 23, 2020

23. Ummmm what you playing at???

Me trying to understand how some of you are "quarantining" with different people in your Instagram stories every day pic.twitter.com/ZEiMo2y7a0

— Jon (@prasejeebus) March 23, 2020

24. Here I am again !

Me after putting the bins out. pic.twitter.com/K5YnufTj2z

— – (@AnfieldRd96) March 23, 2020

25. Yikes once again !

Me after nipping back outside because I left my charger in the car pic.twitter.com/4ufuFy8Zks

— Joe Gilmore (@Gilology) March 23, 2020

26. DO YOU KNOW???!!!

My Dad when I tell him I’m going out for my second jog in a day pic.twitter.com/vAKzlZi79W

— D1MZY (@_D1MZY) March 23, 2020

27. I’M UNDER WHAT

Me popping out to Tesco for some rice. pic.twitter.com/mHAwwmafQN

— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) March 23, 2020

28. Um yeah so um idk ?

Officer: where are you going?

Me: I’m going to the park to exercise

Officer: so why are you wearing jeans and have a bottle of Bacardi pic.twitter.com/utgkAUgUEn

— Shy.ovo (@ShyonGredley) March 23, 2020

29. You would never

pic.twitter.com/Gqxk7mRe16

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 23, 2020

29. Leeeeeeaaave

What Boris expects everyone to do if their friend comes over during lockdown #Coronavirus #UKlockdown pic.twitter.com/NC4M9uwZqN

— jess (@jessicaxleal) March 23, 2020

In all seriousness though, stay home. For the latest NHS and government advice on coronavirus (COVID-19) see here.