Look at these excited freshers, all ready for their first ever Clubbers of the Week

I don't need to tell you that it's 'that time of year' again. It'd be churlish if I bored you by saying 'just how young' they really do look.

No. The only thing worth saying is that freshers are here, and they're just so bloody excited about it. Enjoy

When you run out of printing credit on deadline day so resort to printing your first philosophy essay on a t-shirt

Mmm yes, Mr Pineapple, tell us your secrets

Probably just best to let them get on with it

It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Clubbers

This guy has got a lot going for him, but the t-shirt is a big plus

But which t-shirt comes before this one in the alphabet? It's a Mr. E

Honestly, I'm just proud that there's a fresher who's mastered the art of multiple VKs in one hand so quickly

If the shaka gets replaced by this hand gesture, aka the 'Tony Blair forcefully explaining something to Andrew Marr', I won't be complaining

When you are 3000 per cent done with your new flatmates

The only thing I truly yearn for more than the day freshers stop raising their arms any time a camera appears is the sweet embrace of death

Please. I'm ready. Now is my time.

You know, I can really see myself in this table

Off-screen theremin of the week

Twerker of the week

Double hoverhand of the week