Make a roast dinner and we’ll tell you where in the UK you belong

Only one of the questions is about your gravy preferences

Churchill shouldn’t be on the £5 note. The Queen doesn’t deserve a place on any of them, and the £20 is certainly better without fucking Elgar.

Nope, there’s only one humble icon which truly sums up British values, British ideals and what it truly means to be British: everything on our fair isle should be depicted with the image of the humble roast dinner.

But what do your roast dinner preferences say about you? Are you a stodge-hating Southerner, a gastropub-fearing Northerner, or an infiltrating American who doesn’t have a clue either way?

We know you’ve been wondering, so take our quiz to find out once and for all.