Pure gutted for you if you’re not in the best clubbers in the UK this week
This article is full of good looking party people partying while looking good
Bobby PalmerYou’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. Well, wait no more – it’s here.
Yes, it’s time for the best clubbers in the UK this week – you can thank us later.
When you haven’t got your own bottle so you have to pretend
At least he won’t have a hangover
Who are these fantastically bouffant men?
And more importantly, can I borrow their hairspray?
When you’re the one in your group who gets bullied
Hahaha yes Tiffany drink those drinks DRINK THEM
Wait, so Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were playing the same character?
But they don’t even look alike
When you realise you don’t stand a chance against Jesus
This must be what Judas felt like
When your hair says party but your carafe says fancy dinner
Wine hard play hard
Wait a second, that’s not real!
There’s no way anyone could naturally have lavender hair
ONLY EIGHT MORE WEEKS TIL CHRISTMAS
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One of these girls is OK with cultural appropriation
(That’s what she’s whispering)
Imagine being this happy about a parasol
It’s so colourful!
And imagine being this turned on by rubber gloves
Oh my god you know how hot Vytex Natural Rubber Latex gets me
Haha no, we definitely haven’t murdered anyone
What body, officer? We don’t know anything about a body
Anyway, got to go, I’ve pulled the bouncer
Tidy
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