Beep beep, coming through – it’s the best clubbers in the UK this week!
They don’t have time for your staying-in-and-not-drinking attitude
Bobby PalmerThe weekend has rolled around again, and it’s about goddamn time that we show you the best clubbers in the whole of the UK this week.
From Leicester to Leeds, York to Yeovil, these are the people who best shook it like a Polaroid picture this week – give them a round of applause, please.
Saddest photobomb of the week
But you said you guys were staying in and studying
Most brutal scalping of the week
This is what they do to their enemies in Aberdeen
Lol this guy has kept so many receipts
Filing his expenses is going to be a bloody nightmare
Has anyone seen my wallet?
Well you’re all really fucking helpful aren’t you
If The Incredible Hulk was set in Surrey
Guildford’s very own green goliath
Don’t worry, the chef has captured the escaped invisible hog
Now to wrestle it back into the make-believe kitchen
Do you reckon this guy want attention?
We don’t want to give him any but look at the funny thing he’s doing with his mouth!!!
Does this guy realise he’s being followed by a tiny spy
My slight height is only an advantage when I’m sleuthing
Oi Prince Charming, you better be taking me to the ball
Come over here and give me true love’s first kiss, mate
Why is the photographer taking pictures of nothing?
Don’t quit your day job mate
When you can’t decide between your boyfriend and your sidepiece
Dear Deirdre – I love Greg, but my hunky colleague looks amazing in a croptop
Didn’t know your mum was coming out tonight
She looks better than usual
A visual representation of me writing this article
Literally fuck you all though
BET YOU WISH YOU HADN’T DUMPED ME NOW DAN
I HOPE THIS PHOTO MAKES YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP LIKE I DO
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Emily SmithAwkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
Francesca EkeHe drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
Ellie RingHow did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
Phoebe Kowhai‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Jason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’