Beep beep, coming through – it’s the best clubbers in the UK this week!

They don’t have time for your staying-in-and-not-drinking attitude


The weekend has rolled around again, and it’s about goddamn time that we show you the best clubbers in the whole of the UK this week.

From Leicester to Leeds, York to Yeovil, these are the people who best shook it like a Polaroid picture this week – give them a round of applause, please.

Saddest photobomb of the week

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But you said you guys were staying in and studying

Most brutal scalping of the week

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This is what they do to their enemies in Aberdeen

Lol this guy has kept so many receipts

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Filing his expenses is going to be a bloody nightmare

Has anyone seen my wallet?

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Well you’re all really fucking helpful aren’t you

If The Incredible Hulk was set in Surrey

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Guildford’s very own green goliath

Don’t worry, the chef has captured the escaped invisible hog

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Now to wrestle it back into the make-believe kitchen

Do you reckon this guy want attention?

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We don’t want to give him any but look at the funny thing he’s doing with his mouth!!!

Does this guy realise he’s being followed by a tiny spy

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My slight height is only an advantage when I’m sleuthing

Oi Prince Charming, you better be taking me to the ball

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Come over here and give me true love’s first kiss, mate

Why is the photographer taking pictures of nothing?

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Don’t quit your day job mate

When you can’t decide between your boyfriend and your sidepiece

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Dear Deirdre – I love Greg, but my hunky colleague looks amazing in a croptop

Didn’t know your mum was coming out tonight

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She looks better than usual

A visual representation of me writing this article

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Literally fuck you all though

BET YOU WISH YOU HADN’T DUMPED ME NOW DAN

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I HOPE THIS PHOTO MAKES YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP LIKE I DO