Bittersweet words from a finalist
Would rather have 14 Oscar nominations than essays due please
Every little helps
50 shades of black please
Bill’s equals basic now. Try harder.
Probably yet another form of procrastination
Grab yourself a spouse before they run out
Let’s banish all 50 shades of grey tracksuit horrors
UL-in-a-duvet chic right?
It’s a-stash-oningly bad
Don’t worry, Cantabs are too self-obsessed