Joshi Eichner Herrmann
Jesus, History Before commencing his Tab career, Joshi wrote for left-wing culture magazines like Varsity. His double tenure as Editor saw The Tab end Varsity's long reign as Cambridge's most read news service, and went down so badly at TCS that their Christmas party featured "Joshi is a twat" cookies. His final term in charge was characterised by Toby Parker-Rees as "Marlovian in its engorged magnificence", however one commenter on the eve of his departure said The Tab had become "a satirical take on itself," adding perceptively that "you have to be pretentious to be part of something that meta."

If you go to one Cambridge museum this term…

JOSHI EICHNER HERRMANN thinks that when it comes to exam term inspiration, the Art Fund Prize nominated Scott Polar Museum gives the Fitzwilliam a serious, heart-rending, life-affirming run for its money.

Exclusive: TCS Editor Resigned After Attempting John’s Sex Smear

The morning’s resignation of TCS Editor Philip Brook came after he was caught attempting to make unfounded sexual allegations against a fellow at St. John’s.

Exclusive: Lily Cole To Play Lead Role In ADC Show

Supermodel Lily Cole will play a lead role in an ADC play this term, The Tab can exclusively reveal.

Equating Caravaggio with Raoul Moat has left us all the poorer

JOSHI EICHNER HERRMANN: We have squandered the chance to consider Caravaggio as a homosexual revolutionary; to re-open the file on the great man’s relationship with the Bacchic and narcissistic youths who pout suggestively out of his early Roman portraits.

Exclusive: Union To Host Porn Stars This Term

The Tab can exclusively reveal that the Union will host a debate featuring porn star Johnny Anglais and adult movie director Anna Span. The blockbuster termcard also features film stars, spies, judges and big name politicians.

Varsity Trip Coach Crashes

The Varsity Trip got off to a hairy start yesterday when one of the coaches crashed on the M25.

Profile: Who Are The Hawks’ Club?

For most of the university, the Hawks’ Club is the place where Blue-tacs disappear on Sunday and Wednesday nights on the arms of tricenarian land economists.

Exclusive: Blues Talisman Reid To Miss Varsity

Centre said to be ‘terribly disappointed’ after ankle break rules him out of Twickenham showdown.

Grudge Match Goes Ahead Amid War Of Words

The John’s-Jesus game will take place today under a cloud of ill feeling.

College Rugby Chaos As John’s Call For Jesus Suspension

UPDATE 15.10: The John’s-Jesus match will now go ahead after a meeting between the captains and league organiser Ian Minto.

Varsity Breaks The Mould

A stunningly nonchalant sign in the Varsity office reminds its few remaining apparatchiks not to do what The Guardian, The Sun, The Telegraph, The Express, The Mail, The Times, The Metro, The Star, The Mirror, The Independent, Private Eye and even TCS have done this year!

Review: Trinity Hall June Event

JOSHI EICHNER HERRMANN: ‘I find it difficult to agree with Varsity’s assessement that “guests at Trinity Hall found themselves in a fairytale wonderland”‘

Exclusive: FitFinder Offline After Founder Is Fined

Popular student website has been forced offline – The Tab can exclusively reveal that the withdrawal comes after disciplinary action aginst the site’s founder.

Union Hosts Election Night Booze-Up

Hundreds packed the Union last night to watch BBC fittie Emily Maitlis recolor the country’s political map.

Election Blog: Lib Dems Win Cambridge

As The Tab exclusively revealed at 2am, Julian Huppert has won Cambridge for the Lib Dems, with the Tories second.

The Tab’s Election Profiles

With polling day just hours away, The Tab gives you the lowdown on the men who would be king.

Goldie Triumph ‘Bodes Well’

Cambridge’s coaches tell The Tab what the prospects are for 2011…and why the Winkelvoss twins weren’t rowing in Light Blue this year.

They Didn’t Guttenplan For That!

SPOILER ALERT: This article will reveal the winner of University Challenge 2010.

Blues Record Famous Boat Race Victory

Cambridge have upset the odds to win the 156th Boat Race.

Photos: Final Blue Boat Outing

The Tab joined the Blue Boat and Goldie in their final outing before the Boat Race today with the world’s media watching on.