Alexandra Lampner
Editor of The Tab UF
I am pursuing a degree in English and Innovation and Entrepreneurship at The University of Florida. My hobbies include: trying to retain as much information as Rory Gilmore; ordering socks online; listening to Frank Ocean, Fleetwood Mac, and Radical Face. ig: @humanlexi

Women’s March ‘seeds of resistance’ mural defaced, male commenters run riot

Commenters resorted to Holocaust jokes

Student Body president-elect arrested over Spring Break ‘did not even recall coming down to Key West’

William Smith Meyers pushed over two Harley-Davidson motorcycles

Students Organize for Syria is handing out roses today

they are asking fellow students to open their hearts to Syrian refugees

Man holds up sign calling for Trump to ‘Defeat Israeli Terrorism’ at Turlington

It also writes “We are getting screwed by the ‘Jewish state'”

Campus Safety and GPD need to make some serious changes

‘Suspect not found’…ever

The Tab UF is searching for new writers

Be part of the global media franchise reaching 8 million people every month

Liberation rally to be held in response to Swastikas on campus

We’ve seen two incidences of hate symbols at Turlington Plaza in the past few days

How to wear an everyday velvet look this winter

You need velvet in your life

‘Shots fired’ at Simon’s nightclub

This is a developing story

Babes that need to run for president in 2020

2020 marks 100 years of women’s right to vote

Rory Gilmore is just a hapless millennial like the rest of us

It’ll all be OK, girl

Eric Trump really screwed up this time

He breached election law on the day his father is on the ballot

The terrifying anti-Semitism of Trump voters

They told a Jewish reporter ‘You will be first in line for the camp’

Donald Trump now only has a 10 percent chance of winning

According to the New York Times

Literally no newspapers have endorsed Trump for President

Trump is right to criticize ‘the media’ – none of them want him as President

Trump says ‘grab women by the pussy’ in 2005 tape

This is just the latest in Trump’s awful record on women

Saturday’s Florida vs. LSU game postponed

NOOOOOO

BREAKING: Classes canceled Friday due to storm

‘People have less than 24 hours to prepare’

Donald Trump Jr. and Tomi Lahren are coming to UF this Saturday

They will be livestreaming on Facebook from the UF vs. LSU game

UF students deserve to know exactly what’s going on with their student government

The system is still in play and it is not game over

People on Instagram are saying Tiffany Trump looks like Sid from Ice Age

Seems harsh

What happened when a UF senior punched a window at Mid

But are the slushy machines safe?

It’s official: UF is the top party school in Florida

We’re also better suited for the real world and have brighter futures ahead

Jill Stein is not a meme

I’ve heard people say she was a crackpot, but I never fully believed them until I saw this

Gary Johnson has an erection and he wants you to know about it

Why does the Libertarian’s campaign video look like an ad for ED medicine?

Where the hell did all the rom coms go?

Romantic comedies are the most satisfyingly indulgent fairy tales

Gator, Caeleb Dressel, brings home the gold

A gold moment

Police still pursuing suspect of armed robbery near UF campus

A alert reveal that the suspect is a 140lb male with a goatee, wearing a black shirt with a skull on the front

New poll released today says Hillary and Trump are tied

They’re neck and neck at 40 percent each

Yes, I’m liberal and yes, I’m still a patriot

Loving America doesn’t have to mean loving Reagan

Bernie or Bust is losing steam, says new poll

Only eight percent of Bernie fans say they’re voting for Donald Trump

I campaigned for Bernie Sanders but now I’m voting for Hillary Clinton

Hillary has always been the smartest woman in the room

Hillary secures delegate count to win nomination

She will be officially nominated at the DNC in Philadelphia next month

Why this election is the bane of our generation’s existence

And how it will haunt us forever

Meeting people on a night out is the only way

Tim Tebow famously does not drink, it worked for him

Jimmy John’s on University is selling $1 sandwiches RIGHT NOW

Share to help those in need during finals

Senate refuses to accept Supreme Court nominees to bring forth more ‘diversity’

The agency heads are 100% Greek, but want diversity in the Supreme Court

Debunked: ‘Down to Lunch’ is not a front for human trafficking

Everything about that is just false

Beaty Towers evacuated after fire alarm set off

Fire engines are on the scene

This is the sickest backpack ever

Catch Ryan Lochte sporting it

Why I’m glad Rory Gilmore became a teacher

From one Gilmore Girls fan to another

UF has frozen over

We’re all gonna die

The anonymous acorn on Yik Yak speaks up about anti-abortion propaganda

The atheistic acorn life chose him

Bernie Sanders is coming to the University of Florida

He will be making an appearance before the Florida primary

Meet the people who are rallying for pro-life in Turlington

None of them go to UF

Everyone should pay attention to Chomp the Vote

They’ve helped over a thousand students register to vote

No, there isn’t a fire at Pi Lam

Pi Lam is lit but it’s not what you think

If the 2016 presidential candidates were UF dorms

Who would you vote for?

Midterms week as told by The Beatles

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away…

Our $20 million SG budget should fund Kanye West’s debt

Impact was the overwhelming victor — but Kanye’s still $53 million deep

Do you side with Impact or Access?

Take our quiz

We need more Liberals at UF

Where my libs at?

UF is clearly the inspiration for the new American Hogwarts

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