Good lord, Bonnie Blue opened up about what Beavo was like in bed and I’m traumatised
I actually wish I couldn’t read right now
There’s something about the thought of Beavo and Bonnie Blue together which makes me recoil and want to just go and live under a rock for the rest of my days.
Alas, such is the hand that’s been given to us we can’t seem to escape what they’ve been up to, despite the fact they’re the most unlikely friendship pairing I think I’ve ever seen.
And as Beavo is now in cahoots with Bonnie Blue that does mean they’ve started filming *that* kind of content together and for the sake of your own sanity please don’t be tempted to look it up.
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All I’ve seen are reactions from people who have watched it and genuinely that’s enough to make me feel physically nauseous.
But, after sleeping with over 1,000 men in just the last month and many more in her lifetime how exactly does Bonnie Blue rate Beavo in the bedroom? Well, unluckily for us she’s literally rated him out of ten because of course she has.
And I won’t lie, she’s been quite brutal on him and if I were Beavo I’d be feeling a bit sheepish right about now.
@bonniebcxo8 7/10 for beavo, if he comes again it might be higher #bonnieblue #fyp
In a new video on her TikTok, she revealed to her followers: “So you’ve all probably seen Beavo in my queue most recently. I’m gonna rate him a good seven out of ten.”
She added in her caption: “Seven out of ten for Beavo, if he comes again it might be higher.”
I’m not sure if there’s supposed to be a double meaning there but honestly, I’m praying they don’t make any more content together but sadly I think my prayers are going to be completely ignored.
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