Jess Glynne was denied entry to a restaurant, but these 17 memes sure weren’t

I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought one single thought about Jess Glynne in years. I don’t even listen to Rather Be anymore, and I don’t hate it like everyone else apparently does. But we’re not here to talk about nostalgia, we’re here to talk about the here and now, and in the here and now Jess Glynne was denied entry to a fancy restaurant because she was dressed head to toe in ugly sportswear. Not only was she denied entry, she made a big stink about the whole thing on social media, which has landed her squarely in the spotlight that is the Twitter Timeline. It was probably not the comeback Jess envisioned but hey ho – the memes have been excellent, and that’s exactly what we’re here to indulge in. Hold my Hand, dear reader, as we frolic through the fields of these memes. Truly there is no place I’d rather be.

These are the best memes about Jess Glynne being turned away from a restaurant:

1. You are not cool, Aunty Jess

'banging meal and wicked service' 'check yourself' why is Jess Glynne talking like a supply teacher whho thinks they're 'down with the kids' https://t.co/ZAeeWl1gJ6

— Lizzy (@Lizzysmn) July 7, 2020

2. It’s not FAIR

https://twitter.com/HannaHanra/status/1280431872166768643?s=20

3. Crying

Me being asked to leave Sexy Fish pic.twitter.com/EYoCENr6LC

— feat. Joel Babbington (@DR_JoelB) July 7, 2020

4. DISCRIMINATION!!!

https://twitter.com/LouiseNurdingES/status/1280432586452582400?s=20

5. Personally think Jess looked worse than Ian

https://twitter.com/SharonWattss/status/1280433103652237312?s=20

6. An OUTRAGE

https://twitter.com/_katiesteves/status/1280433236079005696?s=20

7. Would never be allowed in my swamp

https://twitter.com/tonestweeting/status/1280433211634483201?s=20

8. Serious take alert

If anyone asks what privilege is, I’m just going to point them to Jess Glynne complaining she’s been discriminated against because she can’t wear a hoodie while eating £300 sushi in Mayfair. pic.twitter.com/FNUKGY8dnR

— Grant Tucker (@GrantTucker) July 7, 2020

9. Pure sad

https://twitter.com/anorderlymess/status/1280411704195788800?s=20

10. No

The waiters at sexy fish London when Jess Glynn walked in pic.twitter.com/1HnVIHVKEQ

— Tyler 🍉 (@fagfetchd) July 7, 2020

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11. The disrespect

12. :///////////

https://twitter.com/harrisonjbrock/status/1280421399388131334?s=20

13. You tell ’em

Dear @SexyFishLondon I turned up at your eatery dressed like this with my good friend Jess Glynne and you oppressed us! I will go somewhere that accepts how I choose to dress! pic.twitter.com/z0fy9HoSRt

— Rob G 009 🥚 (@shearersbuddy) July 7, 2020

14. Just hate famous people xx

the celebs and their bottom feeder pals commenting under jess glynne’s post are taking me OUT “food’s shit anyway, u didn’t miss out” LMFAO WHY DO U ALL GO THERE THEN? and cry about not being let in!?! AHAHAHAHA my god famous people are fuckin cringe, particularly british ones

— G (@oneofthosefaces) July 7, 2020

15. Another serious take… yawn I guess

https://twitter.com/Cheqraise1/status/1280416489212973057?s=20

16. Maybe she should be less hard on herself…. wait that doesn’t make sense

Yeah the jokes about jess glynne are funny but i fr fucking hate that she used her huge platform to try and tear down a business at the most vulnerable time just for sticking to their dress code…

— Nadia (@FreudianSlipstr) July 7, 2020

17. The antidote to the serious takes

Now people are trying to making points about classism and Jess Glynne lol. Are you lot ok? Do you think the working class are running around like the cast of Oliver!? You sound dumb. Working class people always pull out LEWKS when going for a nice dinner. Angels.

— kiramadeira 🤔 (@kiramadeira) July 7, 2020

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