Who’s got the hottest stash in Bristol?

Get your kit off


We see them around uni, the sports stars of our generation, making us feel less fit and more inadequate. With the classic burgundy, white, and black colours, these are the kids who represent Bristol.
But which of these sports team’s stash is more Bristol than Bristol?

Zoe Holt, Volleyball Ladies 2nd Team Captain

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She loves smashing balls

Comfort: 4/5

Junk On Show: 3/5

Aesthetic Value: 3/5

Its comfy and cool, understated yet practical, and there’s legs for days. Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.

James Motley, Football Club Captain

Golden Balls

Comfort: 4/5

Junk On Show: 2/5

Aesthetic Value: 4/5

We love skins – and we’re not talking about the gritty British teen drama. Great layering, and just look at those gold boots.

Molly Hill, Cheerleading Vice President

It’s rude to point

Comfort: 1/5

Junk On Show: 4/5

Aesthetic Value: 5/5

With all the lycra it’s a bit ‘style over substance’, but lets be honest… both guys and gals can appreciate how good this looks.

Rachel Bradshaw, Hockey Ladies Club Captain

yummy and gummy

Comfort: 4/5

Junk On Show: 2/5

Aesthetic Value: 3/5

Skorts – have a day off, we’re not in girl guides anymore. Great thigh action.

Harry Morton-Smith, Lacrosse Club Captain

Comfort: 5/5

Junk On Show: 1/5

Aesthetic Value: 4/5

Not much flesh on show, the lacrosse lads have class. And those colours are working for you hun.

Tristan Bradshaw, Swim & Waterpolo Club Captain

Tristan forgot his kit, so just posed in his pants instead.

Comfort: ?!?!?! x-rated

Junk On Show: 5/5 – So much junk he belongs at a car boot

Aesthetic Value: 3/5

My eyes, my eyes! No admittance under 18. Firstly, there’s not much kit to rate, but i’m sure we’d all be pretty comfortable clutching a ball in just our pants.

Fergus Pickles, Rugby Club Captain

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Comfort: 3/5

Junk On Show: 3/5

Aesthetic Value: 3/5

Great bicep action from the Rugby Club Captain, we feelin’ the tight top. But 3’s all round; just your average joe.

We rated them, we slated them and so now its all down to you.
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