Clubbers of the week
Clubbing, chlamydia and cold walks home
Sammy TempoDamn York, back at it again with another week of clubbing, chlamydia and cold walks home. I’ve just spent the last hour trawling through enough club photos that I need never to go out again (jokes on you all though because I don’t go out anyway).
Here are the best and some of the rest. Enjoy.
Hotties of the week
True love
Runners up
Close, but you really ought to be in fancy dress or stash in Salvos…
Hero of the week
If only the football club shared his ambition
Most subtle fight of the week
Without the aggressive choking, it still makes a good cover photo
Questionable pulling technique of the week
Incredible college football promotion
118 188 look-alike of the week
“Hello Operator, yes hi I’d like to pull please. You’ll put me through? Cracking, thanks.”
Unorthodox photo pose of the week
What’s he looking for?
Peeping Tom of the week
York’s Clubber of the Year can’t get enough
Chef of the week
No words
Matching Garms of the week
Wavey
Photobomb of the week
He was probably sober it’s fine
Shameless event promo of the week
Absolutely banged by all accounts
Runners up
I don’t even want to how you qualify for that accolade
Couple of the week
Foot pop of the week
Princess Diaries all over again
For now, ciao ciao
York PhD student’s research into ‘trans archeology’ called a ‘scam’ by conservative MP
Sarika PatelTory MP Nick Fletcher has called for a review of how taxpayer funds are used for higher education
York University staff and students campaign for donations for former student trapped in Gaza
The campaign has encouraged 200 more GoFundMe donations for Fadi Hania
Meet the new team of Students’ Union Sabbatical Officers at the University of York
Claudia ThomsonHere are York’s officers for 2024-25
Indie Tuesday vs Tuesday Indie: An in-depth analysis of York indie student nights
Heidi WilsonMeet York’s answer to Blur vs Oasis
Man in York arrested at gunpoint for possession of class A drug and making ‘threats to kill’
A 32-year-old man was arrested on Wellington Street and later released on conditional bail
University of York apologises for using controversial symbol on World Autism Awareness Day
The Tweet using the controversial puzzle symbol has since been deleted
University of York accused of censoring student’s Hong Kong protest during graduation
The graduation livestream cut footage of a 27-year-old student who crossed the stage presenting a pro-Hong Kong flag
University of York announces implementation of latest Real Living Wage rate to staff
Staff in grade one will receive a wage increase of 0.004 pence per hour
YUSU The Lounge to be renamed ‘Long Boi’s Lounge’ with Greg James hosting official opening
Jess RolfeLong Boi’s Lounge will open exactly one year on from the famous duck’s tragic passing
The official best places to hide an Easter egg on the University of York campus
Jemma LittleWant to see your friends struggle? Bury one in an abandoned sack of circuit laundry
Here are all the best places to romanticise spring as a student in York
Rebecca HarrisonYou can thank me later for these hidden gems, preferably with hot cross bun flavoured tea
Here’s a definitive guide to the best places to have pres as a York student
Belle DurnfordBecause York nightlife is definitely not ‘dead’
‘Armistice now’: Pro-Palestine protestors gathered in York calling for ceasefire in Gaza
Tamara BakerStudents and staff from the University of York marched from St Helen’s Square on Saturday 16th March
Police appeal for new information on disappearance of Uni of York chef Claudia Lawrence
Claudia went missing 15 years ago after she failed to arrive for work in 2009
University of York reports 4.2 per cent decrease in mean gender pay gap from 2022 to 2023
The university is targeting its gender and ethnicity pay gap, alongside implementing the latest Real Living Wage rate in January 2023
E-Scooter operator TIER ends its contract in York after three and a half years
The contract will end on May 31st TIER is in negotiations with other operators
Here’s what each song on Ariana Grande’s new album would be like on a night out in York
We can’t be friends is SO sobbing in the Salvos smoking area
Criminally Good Books: The newest independent bookstore opens in York
Read on if it’s been a sec since your last impulse book buy
Missing University of York PhD student found ‘safe and well’ by police following search
27-year-old Orlagh Anderson had been missing since yesterday evening but has since been located
Former York student and family ‘perilously’ trapped in Gaza with no food or shelter
The family of Fadi Hania are said to be in a ‘desperate situation’
Amazon’s Fallout finally answers mystery fans of the game have wanted to know for years
Harrison BrocklehurstA gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Prepare to have your head absolutely SPINNING with this viral car optical illusion
Emily SmithReady to throw my phone out of a window
Ellie Ring
Omg, we now officially know Lucy’s stats if she was in one of the Fallout games
Nerding out so hard right now
This is the terrifying true story behind Netflix’s creepy new show Baby Reindeer
Nah I’m not sleeping tonight
There was a secret MAFS Australia 2024 cast group chat created to ‘bully’ Lauren and Sara
This is absolutely wild?!
What have Tristan and Cassandra been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024?
Forever obsessed with them
Gypsy Rose Blanchard files restraining order against husband Ryan after ‘mistake’ marriage
She’s also demanding he pays her spousal support
Here’s when the MAFS Australia cast will actually get control of their Instagrams back
Imagine the drama when they can say what they want again
Where are the Deathclaws!? Why Fallout’s most famous monster isn’t in the TV show
Dying to see Lucy VS Deathclaw
Inside Sara and Cassandra’s secret feud which was completely edited out of MAFS Australia
I need to see the receipts
Hayley Soen
The Fallout TV show has a huge lore error that completely contradicts one of the games
Fans are so confused Bethesda has now had to speak out and clarify
OMG! Brit Smith officially releases Karma’s A B*tch on streaming after the JoJo Siwa drama
Let the chart battle begin!!!
Every major contract rule the disobedient MAFS Australia 2024 cast have broken this series
They’ve gone completely rogue
‘I don’t know who Brit Smith is’: JoJo Siwa has addressed the chaos around her new song
Karma has been wrapped up in nothing but controversy since it came out
Reality nepo babies and familiar faces: Meet the five new cast members of Made in Chelsea
Ummm, James Taylor’s brother is now an official cast member?!
Megan Fox has finally responded to Chelsea’s lookalike comment on Love Is Blind
Can we all move on now please?