Yorks fittest finalist: Georgia Parratt
So beautiful, she inspired a poem
Georgia Parratt, Third Year, Psychology
Forget the other girls,
This bird is one of a kind.
The whole day through,
I’ve got Georgia on my mind.
On the 1st Lacrosse team,
They say she loves the D –
And that’s her defensive position,
What else would it be?
A third year psychologist,
She’ll get into your head
With long dark hair and blue eyes,
Just watch how you tread.
With brows always on fleek,
She never fails to impress
In whatever she wears;
Gym clothes or Salvo fancy dress
But with a personality to match,
Hearts all around are breakin’
When the boys find out that
Georgia Parratt is already taken.
Hot chocolate lovers, this one’s for you
The University of York Boat Club spoke of the ‘alarming’ effects of raw sewage in the river
Spoiler alert: there were fire eaters???
Discounts and rugby? Yes please
Anything to distract us from working
I wish every day was Galentine’s Day x
‘Did you make sausages out of my friend, Long Boi the duck?’
A recognition of her “outstanding contribution to society”
A collective murmur of admiration was heard in remembrance of the King of Campus West
A sample taken from the river contained high levels of bacteria, including E. Coli and faecal matter
And no, this is not just a plug for my Strava account
The department has threatened ‘disciplinary’ action over ‘unpleasant mess’
‘I will pursue this matter in the strongest possible way’
Come to our open meeting on Monday 5th February 6 pm in V/N/123!
The change will be implemented from Monday 5th February
‘The only place you should be going to the toilet is IN the toilet provided’
It’s what the king of Campus West would have wanted
If you go to Salvos Wednesday, I don’t want to hear about your sport society, okay?
A little heads-up for you all: It’s all about the ‘work-life balance’
Arguing with flatmates about the bins is out
If you want your brain to melt, this viral puzzle asks you to try and spell ‘candy’ with two letters
Never felt more fuming than when I worked out the answer
Much like Jimmy, I’m wheezing
Someone listened to their song ‘Sex’ a little too hard
‘What they choose to air can be frustrating – they don’t show much of the good bits’
That’s what friends are for!
‘I wasn’t trying to be manipulative’
Everyone on TikTok is heading there already
She also revealed she was planning on proposing to him this year
An actually decent Leeds accent was a welcome start
Just when we thought we couldn’t love them anymore
I’m bawling all over again
Impossible to say if Jack or Dexter is hotter
Signing up for YouTube asap x
He said Leo Woodall and Ambika Mod are ‘wonderful together’
She’d taken screenshots ofc
ITV had our gal waiting in the wings for four days
David Nicholls look what you’ve done!
But Kenneth saw his ‘forever with Brittany’