BNOC 2015: Group Two
Only your mum thinks you’re special
Grace LouiseAs the battle for the most coveted crown in York rages on, we give you the second group of contenders to the throne.
Who wins? You decide.
Archie Parker
Archie can be found in most Clubbers of the Week thanks to being perhaps the biggest photobomber at York. He has a fantastic variety of faces from what have been described by his friends as his “jizz face” and his “you want some?” face.
One of his mates said “you never have to worry about Archie snaking on your lady friends”, well isn’t that nice.
Tom Jackson (Tommy J)
He’s that fresher that joined uni all posh and proper in his Barbour jacket. But after less than a term he’d been transformed into a snapback-wearing gangsta kid. He’s said to be “pretty fly for a white guy”
Tom Armston-Clark (Tom AC)
Tom nominated himself and said the following:
Connor Goodwin
Connor is known as that guy who always does some acrobatic pose outside Revs. So much so, he’s featured in over half of The Tab’s Clubbers of the Week. And that’s not even because he’s paying whoever does it.
Cartwheeling to Willow
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They’re in their own little bubble
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‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
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‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
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