Oxford officially hornier than Cambridge
It’s official – we might not be having much sex, but we’re having more than the Other Lot.
According to a new survey published by Studentbeans.co.uk, Oxford ranks 33rd in the offical University Sex League – officially THREE TIMES as horny as Cambridge.
On average, Oxonians have 4.17 new sexual partners since starting their time at university. Cambridge comes (ba dum tsh) in with a paltry 3.92.
Riding on top was Roehampton who bucked their trend and got their game on, climbing from 99th last year. This year, the other, better institution of Cambridge, the University of East Anglia, came in at 99th.
Last year, the Tab Oxford reported that Oxford and Cambridge students spent the most on sex toys than any other university, but with Cambridge shelling out more for fleshlights and bullets than Oxford. Maybe this goes some way to explaining their lack of sexual partners.
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