Rate My Crewdate

College: Oriel

President: Immie Dean

Motto: “Start the night in Jericho but end it in Cowley.”

Funniest crewdate anecdote: “One of us spent a whole crewdate flirting outrageously with this chap, only to discover that he was married! Not that it stopped her…”

Crew date ‘hit’ ratio: Guaranteed at least one ‘hit’ per outing.

Top Scorer (1pt for a kiss, 3pts for a take home): “Our top girl’s on ten, with a double take- home and four pulls. We won’t tell you which one she is, though – you’re gonna have to come and find out for yourself!”

Drink of choice: “The ‘Death of a Virgin’ – peach schnapps and vodka with lime.”

Reason the young stallions of Oxford should consider crewdating them: “We do outrageous sconces.”

Do you ever feel that our existence is empty and devoid of meaning?: “Not quite as empty as our wine glasses are at the end of the night! BANTER!!!”

College: St Peter’s

President: Roxy Alexander

Motto: “A bird does not sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song.”

Funniest crewdate anecdote: “Our crew d8 b0iZzZz were not living up to our high expectations, so in sheer desperation, a friend decided to look past the rugby boys at the table, and rather found solstice (sic) in a kind young waiter of Jamals… if ya kno wot we mean :0”

Crew date ‘hit’ ratio: “Too high to count.”

Top Scorer: “All of us. We’re all great.”

Drink of choice: “HOT chocolate – LOL”

Reason the young stallions of Oxford should consider crewdating them: “We’re really good at riding. Come and find out!”

Do you ever feel that our existence is empty and devoid of meaning? “Sometimes, but then we look down our long list of crew date potentials (piccies included hehe send in your applications now to [email protected]) and we’re like YOLO RIGHT?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?”