Best of Buy/Sell this week: Desperation edition

‘Why can’t girls trust me??’


Amid the thousands of posts looking for Crisis and Ocean tickets, the odd train ticket, and a hoard of lost student cards this week, lurks the desperate boy. Desperate for a girl to love him, for answers to life’s biggest questions and money to pay a petty fine, Nottingham boys this week aren’t a happy bunch in the Buy/Sell world. Plus, the girls who are just having a good time.

When Ocean ends up costing an extra £75, times get desperate

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the suggestion of worthier causes to donate two in the comments section should put this guys woes into perspective

Straight to the point

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Buy/Sell might not be the place for you existential crisis

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this is definitely the way to get girls to trust you…

The modern day Romeo and Juliet

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the magic of buy/sell actually reunited these two in just a few hours, sans glitter this time

Not that Theo likes to brag at all… (yung yatty anyone?)

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a bargain at just 1 mil. such an all rounder, sporty, intelligent and a pretty face, are your juices flowing yet?!

 

 

Dick’s plumbing services, here to help

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offensive on many levels, but straight to the point. Betting she sent a friend to get the card for her though.

Ocean poetry at its finest 

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a good effort is always appreciated, maybe make it rhyme next time?

Look at that face!

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I’d take Humphrey over Ocean any day