Vote for Fallowfield’s Fittest: Heat Three
Feast your eyes on the crème de la crème of Manchester’s students
Easter fitties incoming! To make up for round two's sausage fest we've provided you with a third round full of Easter huns.
Get voting for who you want to see in the final.
Tara Beaseley, Business and Spanish, UoM
Tara is the Fittest in Fallowfield because "this bumble bee is a bundle of joy with banging tits to match – not only that – she's a sporty spice (plays lacrosse) and knows how to handle a stick and balls."
Lucy Nixon, UoM
Lucy deserves the crown because simply, she is "small, hot and spicy". She's also the vice-captain of the UoM Cheerleaders.
Ossie, Architecture, First Year
Ossie exemplifies fitness because she is a "jokes girl with morals as high as her. One personality I can trust and do absolutely nothing with."
Sophia Bingham, Third Year, Theological Studies in Philosophy + Ethics
"Not only is Sophia incredibly stunning, she's also one of the funniest, most down to earth girls I know" said Sophia's nominee. She deserves to win because "she's an absolute 11/10 from her wicked sense of humour to her cracking tits."
Oh, and her name is pronounced like "so-fire" not "so-phee-ah'.
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