How life looks in the uni prospectus vs. reality

You’re only lying to yourselves


Here is a compilation of images that prove the uni prospectus is utter bollocks.

Your halls in the prospectus

That lawn though

Your halls in reality

The red brick contrasts well with the grey sky

Your Room in the prospectus

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So spacious

Your Room in reality

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I hate my flatmates

Sitting in lectures in the prospectus like

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Maybe the lecturer is really fit

Sitting in lectures in reality

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Powerpoint and chill

Walking around uni in the prospectus

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Why are they always laughing?

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IT’S RAINING STOP LAUGHING

Walking around Uni in reality

Oh wait, you never actually turn up.

Experimenting with pipettes in the prospectus

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Oooh, science

And in reality

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U okay hun?

Studying in the library in the prospectus

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She’s definitely read all of those books

Studying in reality

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Worst five minutes of her life

Hanging out with friends in the prospectus

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They’re actually sleeping with each other’s boyfriends

Hanging out with friends in reality

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The reality of uni life… “in s picture”

Brian Cox in the prospectus

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…into a K hole, right, Bri?

Brian Cox in reality

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Let’s not forget the whiskey bottle from the night before

Sport in the prospectus

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Purple and proud

Sport in reality

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Down it, fresher

The kitchen in the prospectus

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How was it ever going to look like this?

And in reality

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“No, we don’t need a dishwasher in our second year house”

Future you in the prospectus

Order-a-prospectus

She’s only sat there because there are no seats in Ali G

You in reality

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Snapchat first, aid injured friend later

I mean, what were you expecting?