
Manchester on for uni challenge hat trick
UoM cruises to semis after thrashing Southampton
Manchester’s university challenge team swept through to the contest’s semi finals on Monday night.
Our fantastic four
Liz Mitchell and her crew flew to victory against Southampton in a 200 – 80 humiliation for the southerners.
And the Mancunians have already seen off one Oxford and one Cambridge college to reach the last four.
UoM won the series in 2012 and 2013, so a this year would make three victories in a row – something no uni’s ever done before.
Captain Liz with her team’s 2013 prize
“There is a bit of pressure, as every Manchester team for the past few years has reached the semi-finals”, captain Liz told The Tab earlier this month.
Our team this year also includes Jonathan Collings, Joe Day and Edward Woudhuysen.
If you fancy seeing how our Liz and the lads get on, you can catch the semi final on BBC 2 on 24 March.

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Applications to join The Manchester Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close on Thursday 30th March

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Student strikers were forcibly carried out

Manchester University takes students to High Court over occupation of Simon building
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The type of tattoo you should probably get based on your Manchester Uni halls
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Maybe she really is the next Molly-Mae

Um, Shannon has called Janelle ‘fake’ after she made fun of his tan on a podcast
I wish I was making this up

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A rundown of all the queens who quit Drag Race in the middle of filming
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