A Shite For Sore Eyes
Seven girls suffer sewage explosion. WARNING: this article contains pictures of poop.
WARNING: This article contains pictures of poop.
A group of third years have been left up a proverbial creek without a proverbial paddle after their drain decided it had literally had enough of their shit.
The house of seven girls has been left with sewage spewed all across their garden and a gag-inducing stench permeating through their home as a result.
It’s not the first time it’s happened either, with the girls having to hire a plumber to sort out the mess when they found themselves in the same situation earlier in the year.
Instead of forking out over £200 again though, this time they’re renting out a jet washer to blast away the bilge.
They told The Tab: “It smells awful -we gag every time we go out the back. We’re hiring a jet washer to try and clean the pipes as that’s cheaper than a plumber”.
The weather’s been cited as a cause for the drain’s implosion but that gives little solace to those having to put up with the filth.
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