People shouldn’t make me feel guilty for missing a lecture because I’m hungover
Should I attempt to make it to my next lecture? Or should I spend the day watching Netflix?
An English Literature degree has no merits
As Kurt Vonnegut said: ‘Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak’
A social with your sports team will always be better than with a society
We all secretly love the rugby boys
Doing Joint Honours does not mean I’m having an existential crisis
No, I’m not doing two subjects because I ‘couldn’t make my mind up’
The promoter is the archangel of university
Hovering above you, sprinkling you with Grey Goose and VIP bands
If I don’t want to talk in my seminar, you can’t make me
I’m keeping my beaut ideas about surrealism to myself
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day, Cathays Terrace Lidl?
XXL spaghetti, because size does matter