Pembroke

Killer Clown barges into Cambridge formal dinner

Students were threatened with a (plastic) machete

WEEK THREE NEWS ROUNDUP: Jilted Vegetarians, Cheese Cakes, and Closet Cromwellians

For those of you who tune in for friendly birds, keep reading to find out if there’s been any updates.

WEEK TWO NEWS ROUNDUP: Punitive Porters, Affectionate Avians, and Pembroke Food

Week Two, you gave us all the flu, and we’re all feeling quite blue, but here’s all the news that you missed.

WEEK ONE NEWS ROUNDUP: Evacuations, Insensitive Queens’ Dean, and Grindr

We bring you the juiciest gossip from the first week back in the bridge

REVEALED: Cambridge at fault for Hiddleswift breakup

You’re welcome.

LAST EVER TOMPKINS’ TABLE

(maybe)

CHILCOT: Cambridge notables at the centre of Iraq fiasco

Oxbridge educated elites screw everything up *again*

May-Ballers of the Week

No one is safe

Which manhole cover is your college?

Week 7 and we’re scraping the bottom of the scrapings from the bottom of the barrel of scrapings

Former Pembroke Master warns of “populist uprising” in the face of EU migration crisis

Dearlove is not being a dear in his statements about refugees.

Pembroke cyclists raise £6000 for a refugee MPhil

24 Pembroke students made the 85 mile cycle from Oxford to Cambridge; here’s their story of blood, sweat, and malfunctioning bike chains

The Cambridge Easter Term Bucket List

Finding the fun in the joyless.

Around the World bop: Perhaps we should toast Cultural Appropriation

The hysteria around cultural appropriation and the Pembroke Bop theme is a deranged exercise in hiding ill-defined notions behind pseudo-technical jargon.

Feel the Verne: Pembroke ditch “culturally appropriative” bop theme Around the World in 80 Days

Students divided into two camps over whether the JCR is restricting their freedom of expression or preventing offence towards ethnic minorities

Cambridge once again put Oxford to shame at Southgate Hockey Club

Two out of three games go Cambridge’s way as Oxford are once again found lacking.

Excel-LENT? My Lent Term in under 500 words

If only the girl I was last year, desperately keeping up with the notifications of the offer holders Facebook group, knew who I would be today.

REVIEW: Pembroke Black Tie Smoker

Dani Cugini has never regretted hating wine more.

The Tab’s Most Eligible Bachelors 2016

So much better than that show with Spencer Matthews

May Week Calendar 2016: What, When, Where

Get your diaries out – here’s our guide to everything happening in May Week, with The Tab’s 2015 Definitive Ball Rankings also thrown in

Other things I could complain about

A recent, anonymous member of my college mentioned to me in passing that my column was getting a bit tiresome because “it’s a bit dull to listen to you complain all the time”.