Ranking the I’m A Celeb 2023 cast by how pure evil they really are

Oh, I’m a Celeb – another year, another cast of headline grabbers put in for their evil reputation who are going to get a redemption arc after the public vote them to do every trial and then the middle aged Facebook mums soften on them and declare them to be “not too bad after all”. Why must we be put through this every year? Just give us icons, I beg. Where’s The Vivienne at? Anyway, this is who we’ve got. And with that in mind, here’s the I’m A Celeb 2023 cast ranked by how evil they truly are.

10. Nella Rose

The least evil of all the I’m A Celeb 2023 cast ranked is of course, mother herself, Nella Rose. That’s my girl right there. She could flop every Bushtucker Trial and she will still be my winner. Immaculate vibes.

9. Fred Sirieix

Potentially my most local, suburban, Facebook mum opinion ever but I just absolutely adore Fred. Always have, always will. So likeable! So charming! I reckon he could win. Not a bad bone in his petit French body methinks.

8. Grace Dent

I feel like the bitchy cook evil Grace Dent might bring is only a force for good. I just know she’s going to annihilate a certain evil yet to be ranked on this list. She’s quite iconic. It’s so funny to me that she’s slagged off the show a million times and is now on it. Get that cash, diva.

7. Josie Gibson

If this was circa Jodie Gibson being an icon on Big Brother then she’s have been in 10th, but she is on This Morning – a show that is deeply evil. We need her redemption arc.

6 and 5. Danielle Harold and Nick Pickard

Two soap actors of which I know literally nothing about. Are they evil? Are they not? Time will tell. For now, they can stay in the middle.

4. Marvin Humes

I feel like Marvin Humes of JLS fame is probably a lovely lad but Fake Showbiz News on Twitter has made up an ongoing storyline of his and Rochelle (of The Saturdays fame) marriage and it’s tainted everything I know about him.

3. Sam Thompson

Ranked third most evil out of all the I’m A Celeb 2023 cast purely because I literally cannot escape this man. He is everywhere I look, everywhere I turn. I close my eyes and I see Sam Thompson. He’s on my FYP, he’s on my telly, he’s inescapable. How has he achieved this? I would have put money on him doing this show already because I SWEAR I’ve watched him on it? Please free us.

2. Jamie-Lynn Spears

Like most people of my age, I was a fan of Zoey 101 as much as I was a fan of Britney. Loved it. Then everything came out about the Britney conservatorship and how her family profited off Britney’s misery and if Britney hates Jamie-Lynn, I hate Jamie-Lynn. Pure evil, I fear. The cheek of her to say she’s best known as an actress and singer when she’s literally only either of those things because she’s the sister of Britney Spears. Next.

1. Nigel Farage

The fact I’m even having to write this is insidious. Just hell on earth. Worse than Matt Hancock, somehow. ITV are obsessed with platforming awful people and then softening them in the public eye and paying them a fortune in the process. Making men like Farage richer is just despicable. We need to ignore his presence entirely, but we all know he’ll be up for every trial and then come out of it with a load of parents thinking he’s “quite a nice bloke”. I hate it here.

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