From KSI to Millie B: The very best YouTuber diss tracks of all time
Take me back to August 2017
Cast your mind back to the summer of 2017, all seemed well in the world and then KSI announced he was going to be leaving the Sidemen and dropped a diss track against Harry AKA Wroetoshaw. Not long after, all the Sidemen began sending for each other in diss tracks, and then Logan Paul and Jake Paul began to have a diss track war and it seemed like it was never going to end. Eventually it did but looking back it feels like a complete fever dream.
Considering the beef was all fake, it makes it slightly disappointing but to this day no one can say it wasn’t entertaining. Despite the Sidemen and multiple other YouTubers giving us aches from laughing so much, we musn’t ever forget the OG Brits who took social media by storm with their iconic diss tracks, Millie B and Sophie Aspin.
All of these diss tracks accumulated millions of views on YouTube so no wonder they kept on making them, but some these diss tracks have gone onto become mainstream success. Fans are convinced TikTok star Lil Huddy’s new song All the Things I Hate About You is a diss track about his ex-girlfriend Charli D’Amelio but this song is a lot more subtle than what YouTubers did back in the day. If you’re feeling nostalgic, have a read of all the very best Youtuber diss tracks:
1. M to the B – Millie B
This song had everyone in a chokehold when it first dropped and again years later when TikTok star Bella Poarch lipsynced along to its iconic lyrics and made it go viral all over again. There is something truly quite special about this song, I want it played at my wedding.
Best line: “Coming in hard with my bars. Sophie Aspin is about to get parred.”
2. It’s EveryNight Sis – RiceGum & Alissa Violet
One of the very best YouTuber diss tracks is It’s EveryNight Sis. This video was pure CINEMA. I will happily admit I knew every single lyric to this song and I listened to it way too many times than I should have. This response to Jake Paul’s It’s Everyday Bro was nothing short of iconic.
Best line: “Diss your own brother I don’t really get it though. Stop bragging just accept nobody knows your Disney show.”
3. The Fall of Jake Paul – Logan Paul & Why Don’t We
I can vividly remember the feeling when this video dropped and seeing Alissa Violet in the thumbnail. Everybody knew she was going to be in it and then when she was? Electric. Out of all the tracks Logan and Jake sent back to one another this one was by far the best, and no one can forget Logan calling his own brother his shadow when they were Vine stars.
Best line: “You’re tryna be a model, should’ve kept Neels Visser.”
4. Little Boy – KSI
When the Sidemen embarked on a savage diss track war against one another, there was nothing quite like it. KSI randomly teamed up with RiceGum in LA and produced some of the most fire songs of his career and created some of the very best Youtuber diss tracks.
Best line: “Sidemen the name of the group, all because they needed the help from me.”
5. KSI’s Little Brother – Miniminter
While all this was kicking off, KSI’s younger brother Deji AKA ComedyShortsGamer began sending shots to the Sidemen for literally no reason. Now, none of Deji’s tracks will make it onto this list simply because this reply was GOLDEN. 68 millions views and four years later and I can still sing along to this whole song.
Best line: “Two weeks, 12 vids, now which one has had the most hits? It’s not the one where you sold out JJ, it was the Sidemen diss.”
6. KSI Sucks – W2S
I don’t know whether it was dancing on KSI’s car or the beat that made this one of the best diss tracks to come out of the summer of 2017 but it was one of the two. The rapping was god awful and some of the lyrics weren’t all that great but he owned it.
Best line: “Has anybody seen JJ’s Lamborghini? No! He crashed it a year ago. You incompetent f**k, just learn to drive slow.”
7. It’s Everyday Bro – Jake Paul & Team 10
To this day I am still quite unsure as to who this whole song was aimed at. Alissa Violet? Logan Paul? I guess we’ll never know. As much as we all hate to admit it, we ALL knew the lyrics to this song back when it was popular and if anyone were to bring up Jake Paul to me now I would simply just have to think about this song.
Best line: “England is my city.”
8. Cancelled – Larray
Bringing us slightly into the present is this viral sensation, Cancelled. This song was so iconic because pretty much everyone who was being dissed was in the video. It was savagely genius.
Best line: “Let’s start off with Bryce Hall. I only know his name because Addison gave him fame.”
9. We Do It Best – Tanner Fox, Dylan Matthews & Taylor Alesia
There was a point when YouTubers who had never even met each other or had no reason to beef one another were dropping diss tracks left right and centre. Now this wasn’t one of the best YouTuber diss tracks and on the whole this song about RiceGum is poor but it shows the extent people went to jump on a trend.
Best line: “Dumb rich? I don’t think so. You only got money dissing Jake Paul, bro.”
10. RiceGum Diss Track – AfroGum
Before RiceGum really rose to fame, he started off doing diss tracks about himself and they popped OFF. On the whole it was mainly what people were saying about him in the comments of his videos and he turned them into bops.
Best line: “What’s wrong with your hair? Man you look like Danny Phantom.”