‘Apparently that matters’: 28 girls tell us about their *all-time worst* Tinder icks
You look like trouble 🙈
It feels like more people are coupling up than ever – which means so many several single people are undoubtedly wasting their days cry-swiping through dating apps, desperately seeking someone to spend all their time with.
Once you’ve re-downloaded a dating app, you suddenly start to remember all the reasons you deleted it in the first place. The people are weird, the conversations are creepy and – frankly – you feel like you need an hour-long shower after using it.
So, if you’re facing your icks head-on, you’re not alone. And if you’re wondering how to avoid giving someone the ick of death – allow us to be your trusty guide. We got 28 girls to open up about EVERYTHING that gives them the ick on Tinder:
1. ‘Guys posting with their watches’ – Kirsty
“Like why? It’s giving ‘tell me you’re a Tory without telling me you’re a Tory’ vibes.”
2. ‘Listing music with huge dark fruits energy’ – Eleanor
Imagine starting a conversation with someone who likes Pale Waves or Arctic Monkeys, lol.
3. ‘(Insert height here), because apparently that matters’ – Lucy
Such a good idea to act passive aggressive in your dating profile!! That’s really going to get you a shag.
4. ‘When they don’t have a bio’ – Becky
“The same guys will complain girls only ever care about looks… but their profiles only contain photos.”
5. ‘Having Ed Sheeran as their anthem’ – Beth
I couldn’t date someone who wants Thinking Out Loud as their wedding song.
6. ‘Boys who call themselves architects when they’re not’ – Eleanor
Niche, but somehow incredibly relatable?
7. ‘When they ask for your Snapchat right off the bat’ – Alice
First of all, NO-ONE above 21 should be using Snapchat. Send your nudes over WhatsApp like a grown-up.
8. ‘I’m 22 not 24 haha don’t know why it says that’ – Lucy
If you can’t understand a basic concept like setting your age correctly, how can I trust you to plan a date?
9. ‘Opening with ‘hello trouble’ – Hannah
Too much trouble for you – bye hun.
10. ‘Only posting group pics so you’re left to figure out which one they are’ – Hannah
I’ve been caught out by this so. Many. Times.
11. ‘Having a list of what they *don’t* like in their bio’ – Eleanor
Guaranteed they’re the ones always complaining they have no matches.
12. ‘Slicked-back hair’ – Danni
“It’s so ’80s and just… doesn’t suit you, my love.”
13. ‘Someone once said they didn’t want anyone above a 32-inch waist’ – Sophie
It’s fine – my 36 waist would be too much woman for you, anyway.
14. ‘Having ‘full-time homeowner’ in their bio’ – Megan
Kirsty Allsopp, is that you???
15. ‘When they flex about being a red flag’ – Emily
We’re not Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly darl, go away.
16. ‘Rugby players’ – Georgia
To be fair – she’s talking about the ones who say, “I love chasing eggs” in their bios.
17. ‘Pics in front of their cars – as if I’m going to swipe right on a Corsa’ – Alana
“It’s an instant no from me, straight away.”
18. ‘When he writes a poem for you in his first message’ – Aish
I would’ve settled for a simple “hey, how are you?” but okay Wordsworth.
19. ‘Mirror selfies with their trousers round their ankles’ – Amelia
No-one wants to see your thighs, Darren!!!
20. ‘Photos with their middle finger up’ – Katherine
“It just screams they haven’t matured since like, year eight.”
21. ‘When their first message is a gif’ – Courtney
Seriously, though – what are you actually meant to reply to that?
22. ‘Disliking pizza toppings isn’t a personality trait, btw’ – Amelia
Yes, I like pineapple on pizza. No, I’m not going to make a thing about it.
23. ‘When they only have one photo and it’s of their car’ – Kiran
“Didn’t realise you were a transformer.”
24. ‘Three words: WHITE SKINNY JEANS’ – Diana
To each their own.
25. ‘Assuming where I’m from and messaging me in random languages’ – Rina
Psst. That’s racist.
26. ‘Too many photos with their mum’ – Sophie
Tell us you’re still getting breastfed without telling us you’re still getting breastfed.
27. ‘Graduation pics’ – Ellie
We get it, you’ve got a degree. Same.
28. ‘When they say ‘6’6 – those are two separate measurements’ – Izzy
As Doris from Gavin and Stacey would say – “don’t go selling me the whole farm.”
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