If staring at these 24 pictures of Brad from Love Island is a crime then cuff me officer

I’d like to plead guilty on the account of being in love with a Geordie


On Monday night, the Love Island producers blessed an entire nation by bringing the sex god that is Brad McClelland to our screens. You don’t even have to be attracted to men to admit you’d give your life for one kiss from Brad. I could write a book based on how attractive this man is, and I might just do that if he carries on being illegally fit.

Boys seethe with jealousy over how good looking Brad is. Everyone either wants to be him or be with him. The Love Island producers really pulled it out the bag, it’s been a horrendous 18 months. But seeing Brad’s flawless face and hearing his soothing Geordie accent throws me into a state of ecstasy where I forget we’re living in a global pandemic.

Here are 23 tasty pictures of Brad McClelland, which will take your breath away and make your heart beat so fast you’ll go into cardiac arrest:

1. Gym hottie x

Brad Mcclelland

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2. Beach babe

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3. I wish I was that baby

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4. I wish I was that pile of rocks too

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5. Sex god

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6. I’d risk it all for this man

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7. I was wondering where my washboard went

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8. I am in love

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9. Lovely boy with a lovely smile

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10. Now here’s a man who knows about shorts length

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11. You have permission to ruin my life, sir

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12. He loves animals!! I REPEAT HE LOVES ANIMALS

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13. Somebody call 999 because this man is so hot he’s on fire

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14. WHAAAAA

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15. I’d give my entire life if it meant I could go on one hike with him

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16. He is stunning

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17. Silly, goofy and pretty boy

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18. Even when he’s walking through snow, he’s smoking hot

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19. Ladies and gentleman I give you: Brad McClelland’s back muscles

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20. Oh my christ

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21. His beanie 🥺

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22. Beautiful man

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23. I AM IN LOVE

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24. One final one from the villa because the world needs to keep this on record

Love Island continues tonight at 9pm. For all the latest Love Island news and gossip and for the best memes and quizzes, like The Holy Church of Love Island on Facebook. 

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