Fiat 500 Twitter and Football Twitter have got into a war over a Molly-Mae Insta post
And Molly-Mae Hague herself responded to it
Two households both alike in dignity, in fair Twitter where we lay our scene, have just become embroiled in a civil war over a Molly-Mae Hague Instagram giveaway. And honestly, this is peak 2020.
The two factions of Twitter, usually equal and peaceful in their interactions (largely because they are natural soulmates), have been sparring over the fact that “all girls” seem to be sharing this Molly-Mae Instagram giveaway on their Instagram stories.
Essentially, what’s happened is that Molly-Mae has posted a PHAT giveaway on her Instagram (we’re talking Louis Vuitton, Apple products) worth eight grand, and everyone’s sharing it because – as the rules of the giveaway state – you have to share it on your IG story in order to enter the competition.
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GIVEAWAY!!! 1MILLION YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS❤️ I can’t put into words what this means to me. Since the age of 16 I’ve had this dream and goal in my mind and today we did it…. my mind is blown. Without you guys this dream would never have become a reality, so it’s only right that I give back. THIS IS MY CRAZY GIVEAWAY!!!! The thought of one of you receiving all of these things makes me so happy, I can’t wait to see who wins! To ENTER my giveaway and be in with the chance of winning £8000 worth of gifts (NO SPONSORS ALL FROM ME!) then follow the steps below: ✨like this post & tag a friend ✨subscribe to my YouTube ✨make sure you’re following @mollymaehague and @filterbymollymae ✨share this post to your story for a bonus entry You must complete all the above points for your chance to win. The more you tag the more chance you have of winning! You will win ALL of this Louis Vuitton luggage, LOTS of Apple goodies, a years supply of @filterbymollymae & a full BeautyWorks hair transformation. IT’S THAT SIMPLE *ends 20.09.20 at midnight* *This giveaway is not a paid partnership or in any way an affiliation of any brands that are included. Everything included has been purchased by me for this giveaway for you all to enjoy. The winner will be picked at random.
Just as Fiat 500 Twitter has a natural predisposition towards reposting these giveaways, Football Twitter has a natural predisposition towards hating them. The giveaway, which has spread far and wide, has prompted classic tweets from the Football Twitter crowd such as “£5 to any lass who’s not put the Molly-Mae giveaway thing on their Instagram story” and “Think Molly-Mae might be doing a giveaway on Insta, could be wrong though.”
£5 to any lass who’s not put the molly mae giveaway thing on their instagram story
— Liam Newton🏄♂️ (@200F0RLUNCH) September 9, 2020
Let’s face it none of u girls are gonna win the molly mae giveaway
— Ben_topham (@topham___) September 9, 2020
£100 to any girl who hasn’t posted Molly mae on their insta
— bash (@AaronBashford) September 9, 2020
But Football Twitter was wrong to think that Fiat 500 Twitter would not fight back, especially after they disrespected their natural ruler and queen of the Fiat 500 hive: Molly-Mae Hague.
And so Fiat 500 Twitter clapped back, which tweets such as: “All the men tweeting and getting annoyed about Molly-Mae’s giving away like bruh she’s living rent-free in your head, just keep giving her free promo, go on.”
“tenner to any girl who hasn’t shared that molly mae giveaway”. omg banter🤣🤣would be so funny if all lads tweeted this whenever there’s a popular giveaway👍🏼
— G𓆙 (@utdgeorgia) September 9, 2020
They even wagered their biggest leverage: threatening to cut off Football Twitter’s unfettered access to fit Fiat 500 girls dm’s. If they lose their natural alliance, Football Twitter lads may never shag again.
lads complaining over this molly mae giveaway or any giveaway is actually an ick for it makes me cringe so bad just shut up
— G𓆙 (@utdgeorgia) September 9, 2020
However, some woke alpha kings of the Football Twitter crowd have emerged, supporting the giveaway. These men are far stronger and more progressive than their peers.
if any lads do that molly mae giveaway I wouldn’t even blame them, fair few grand on eBay for all that
— Jack Shore (@jackshore00) September 9, 2020
If you see me posting that Molly Mae thing in my story, mind your business. LV is LV.
— Daryl E. 🇳🇬🇬🇭🇸🇱 (@daryl_ei) September 9, 2020
To top it all off, the civil unrest was commented on by none other than Molly-Mae Hague herself – who picked a side instantly. Obviously, as the heir to the Fiat 500 Twitter fortune, she sided with her girls.
£10 to any boy that’s not tweeted ‘£10 to any girl thats not entered Molly-Mae’s giveaway’….. terms and conditions apply x
— Molly-Mae (@mollymaehague) September 9, 2020
Just when it looked like the war was raging on, with Football Twitter fueled by the fire of Molly-Mae beating them at their own game, a new contender appeared. The war was won with a tweet from a side no one could expect, but everyone respects: Aldi.
Brb doing Molly Mae’s giveaway
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) September 10, 2020
You can’t argue with Aldi. 1 nil to Fiat 500 Twitter. Sorry boys, try again next time.