Plan a classic picnic and we’ll guess how posh you are

Are you bringing Champagne or sausage rolls to the park?


Picnics are a British staple that are hands down the best summer activity going – your mates, cheap booze and loads of carbs in the sun. It’s a winning combination.

Until Boris announced the pubs will be reopening, the humble picnic has been our only opportunity to see our friends and have a drink together. And even when things eventually return to normal no one is going to be turning down the chance to sit in park with a tube of Pringles and a pink G&T tinny.

How you prepare and what you put in your picnic says a lot about you, mainly how posh you are. Obviously where you’re getting your food from is an easy indicator but the kind of crisps and sweet treats you’re bringing with you also reveals if you’re Waitrose level posh or full on royalty.

So build your standard picnic and we’ll see just how posh you really are:

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