We asked you the weirdest objects you’ve used as sex toys and honestly wtf

Sometimes you might try and spice things up in the bedroom. Maybe you're a bit bored, or just want to test how adventurous you are.

Some people try sex toys, or a new position in bed but then others seem to just grab whatever is within a metre of them and the jobs a goodun. A chocolate bar? Sure. Ketchup bottle dildos? Why not.

I decided to ask the British public the weirdest objects they've used as sex toys. And let me just say, you're all freaks.

Brace yourselves.

A banana as a dildo

Don’t judge me, but one time I was having sex with my boyfriend and then there was a reaaaally big banana in the room. And then we both looked at each other to see if it would fit. I don’t know. They were dark times. Rachel, 22

A hairbrush as a spanking paddle

I used my girlfriend's hairbrush to spank her but I did it really hard and it broke in half. She was angry so I had to glue it back together. It was really sad. Jack, 19

Pritt Stick as a dildo

I used a Pritt stick whilst on Snapchat with my boyfriend. It was actually really uncomfortable because it doesn’t have a smooth edged top – so would not recommend. Rachel, 20

Ketchup as a dildo and lube

Once my boyfriend put ketchup on his dick for me to lick off cos he thought it would be like really kinky food play but it was just fucking rank and I would not recommend it to anyone. He also fucked me with the bottle afterwards. Chloe, 21

A stiletto heel up the bum

My boyfriend really has a thing for stilettos. He loves me to wear them during sex and then insert the heels into is bum. The higher and sharper the better. I still wear them on nights out it's pretty funny. Olivia, 23

Electric toothbrush as a masturbating tool

I used an electric toothbrush once. Or twice. I mean it vibrates come on what do you expect me to do with it? Just brush my teeth?? Louise, 20

Two mattresses, a bag of mayonnaise and some bird seed

When I was younger (and still a virgin), I got two mattresses together and filled a sandwich bag with mayonnaise and bird seed and fucked it between the two mattresses. The bird seed was for texture. Chris, 21

A deodorant can as a dildo

I hadn’t seen my boyfriend in like a month and I was home from uni and had forgotten all my sex toys at my uni house. One night we were sexting and doing the whole dirty snaps thing and I was like hmm, that’ll do. And that was that. Maria, 21

Fudge chocolate bar

I used an open Fudge chocolate bar to finger myself with once, just to see what it was like. It was obviously shit because Fudge bars have no girth, and all it left me with was a slightly chocolatey vagina as the top layer of choc had melted off from going in and out. Jess, 24

Hairbrush handle as a dildo

When I was younger I was desperate to know what an orgasm felt like, or to try and find the G-spot. Using my fingers wasn’t getting me anywhere so I used a hairbrush handle thinking that would do the job. It didn’t, and I just waited a couple of years to use a real dick. Lily, 23

Flip-flop as a spanking paddle

On holiday I used a flip-flop to slap my girlfriend at the time on the ass whilst shagging her. She enjoyed it. It left a big red mark and was very loud. Sam, 20

Mayo as lube

Me and my boyfriend used mayo as lube. It was super desperate times and I would never do it again. Katie, 18

Chilli

I was at an afters at my mate’s house and started getting with this guy that I had fancied for ages. Everyone else went to bed so me and him ended up shagging on their sofa.

Halfway through the sex we decided we were hungry so we went to the fridge to find a snack. The only thing to eat in there was a chilli, so I thought it would be fun if he ate it out of my vagina, so he did! He ate half of it and it was obviously really spicy so he stopped.

Then we started having sex again but there must have been a lot of spice left in my vagina as his dick started hurting so much he had to go home and put his dick in a glass of milk. The next day my friend sent me a photo of the half eaten chilli under the sofa. Amelia, 23