This is every single boy at uni condensed into a starter pack
Peak if you’re the ‘Sad boy’
So first there's the 'Unay legend', that guy at pres with a big bottle of grim cider. And then there's the 'Flat Dad' – the mate you kinda wish adopted you because he's nicer than your real parents. Who can forget the 'Sad boy'? The messy, lazy one who spends all his time playing Fortnite in his all-male house.
But actually there are more than just those three types of guy at uni. And they're so distinct, they can be easily characterised and condensed into 10 distinct types.
Naturally, we've made them all into starter packs. So here you fucking go:
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