Which one of these uni girl starter packs accurately reflects your life?

You’re the Hot Mess, aren’t you?


A wise man named John Mason once famously said: "You were born an original, don't be a copy." And sure, it's a nice sentiment to live by, but has John ever tried to get through the full experience of British universities as a girl? No, I didn't think so.

The sad reality is this: university is a machine that churns us all into a different shade of grey. Every mum of the group will stalk her friends on Find My Friends after she loses them all on a night out. The posh girls will never stop ordering Ocado. Some of us want to bond over the fact that we like overpriced make-up palettes or stress about the same fuckboy dramas that plague our daily lives. And it really doesn't matter if every girl who owns Fiat 500, can't stop captioning her Instas with "dinner with this one."

Luckily, there is an easy way to help us find our place in this complex world. John Mason obviously didn't realise university turns us all into one of eight precise types of girl, which can be neatly and helpfully condensed into handy starter packs. They are here to help you live your life:

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