Aside from the fact it doesn’t even bang
Who’s ready for another university league table?
Gove made it worse apparently
They both rip the shit out of the kid that forgets non-uniform day
Who needs PETA guides when you’ve got us?
The email circulating the internet was never approved by presidents of KCL Think Tank
They were put off by his comments made regarding Obama’s Kenyan heritage
‘How can a disabled student have a meaningful experience here when they literally can’t get in the door?’
Freshers will have to pay at least £147 a week
We literally have eight pasty shops
Staff have blamed littering students for the unexpected guests
How else were you going to spend your student loan?
The department claims they did it on purpose
This was not a drill
They’ve named it after the Nando’s they found it outside