‘When I think of tragedy I think fuck it/ Shaker’s mum can literally go suck it.”
“It was one of those stupid decisions. We all make them, especially during exam term…”
“I knew it. Months of furtive looks and well-placed guffaws were finally paying off. ‘So…’ he began, fluttering his camel-like eyelashes at me”
Forget the UL for a quickie. WILL MCADAM assures you it’s all about late-night rendezvous in the bog roll aisle.
Why ‘Durex’ is not a suitable sheath to the UL’s phallic symbol.