It went about as well as expected
Everyone loves rugby. Those of you who don’t are lying. Because you do. Why do we hate the player when we don’t hate the game?
A student has been found guilty of sexual assault after groping a girl’s bum in a nightclub “as a joke”.
Thieves force entry and steal valuables
Coincidence? I think fucking not
Dead ram outside Lewes Court flat sparks controversy across campus.
Our university gives personal data of students to police, and refuse to say why.
Barbadian student suffers memory loss after ‘NaNa’ binge
It was the international day of happiness yesterday. Here are 15 facts to continue the smiles…
Do you want someone to jerk off a cat while you tweezer your pubic hair? Find it on Craigslist…
Sussex Uni be throwin’ hundies
Belle Johnson tries going to a campus party in Sussex’s most renowned party halls.