It’s now cheaper to fly from Edinburgh to Berlin than it is to Uber from Pollock to Lulu

If you manage to beat the Buckfast and channel foresight and frugality, you can swap out your ride downtown for a one-way ticket to Berlin.

If you book right now – or soon, at least – you can score a ticket to the capital of Germany for £10. It's RyanAir – an airline not overburdened by expertise – and the flight is at 6:30am, but you are travelling over 1100km.

£0.009 per kilometre

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If you cave tomorrow night, decide to get upmarket, and book an Uber Exec to Lulu, you'll pay the same (probably more).

£3.14 per one kilometre

Regardless of which route you choose, one thing is clear – it has to be one or the other. If you're going to shell out for an Uber Exec, you have to wring every last penny out of the night – and stay up until that £10 flight takes off for Berlin.